Not only are we back but so is Mariah with "new" old sounding music

Don't even ask where we've been just be happy we're back bitches!! Let's just pick right back up where we left off and that's questioning what the hell these fools be thinking about.

So apparently Mariah "MiMi" Carey is back with new music after giving birth to "dem" babies a few years ago. She supposedly thinks she's coming back hard with her new song "Triumphant (Get'Em) featuring Meek Mill and Rick Ross. The video was directed by her lame-o husband Nick Cannon.

Check out this dated piece trash below. Mariah is looking better than ever and for that we welcome her back with open arms but the sound is very tired...

OOOOO, HE MUST GOT A LIL' INDIAN IN HIS FAMILY

OH...AND A WHOLE LOTTA' SUGA TOO!!

A collage of hairstyle's from Real from Real Chance of Love on VH1

FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

The "Like Mother Like Daughter" Post of the Day

Don't even ask me no dumbass questions either... YES, that is her mom... lol

SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 2

Adolf Merckle, one of Germany’s wealthiest men, committed suicide after weeks of talks with creditors designed to save his businesses from being consumed by disastrous investments and the global financial crisis.

The billionaire, 74, was said by his family to have been “broken” by the sight of his business empire, which ranged from pharmaceuticals to cement, crumbling. He died on Monday evening, apparently hit by a train a few hundred metres from his home in southern Germany.

His personal worth was estimated at more than $9bn by Forbes magazine, while his companies’ combined turnover was €30bn ($40bn), and he was described as Germany’s fifth richest man.

hmmmm, Can't imagine that you went from a $40Billion to $0 balance in your bank account... Was it really so bad you had to throw yourself in front of a train... These mutha' fucka's is trippin', according to my bank account balance I should have ended it all Loonnngggg agooooooo...

The: "Ode to Mickey Rourke's Former Face" Post of the Day

Soooo, I just finished watching "The Wrestler" , an independent movie staring Mickey Rourke that opened last week. You remember Mickey Rourke right? Mickey Rourke from Nine 1/2 Weeks Mickey Rourke!! The OG Fine White Guy I just might have to date Mickey Rourke.... This Mickey Rourke that you see in the picture below...
WELLLL, to my horror he wasn't in the movie at all, they decided to cast Frankenstein as the lead instead of him... I was so disappointed and confused... But I must say, that this is Frankenstein's finest work in a long time. Once I accepted that Mickey wasn't in the film at all, I thoroughly enjoyed how Frankenstein played the role. This is a must see movie. You can watch it online here for free, but ya' betta' not tell nobody who told you about this site...shhhhh.. Here is a photo from the film where Frankenstein plays a down and out wrestler from jersey who is at life's crossroads...AND, NO THIS IS NOT A MASK HE IS WEARING
Wonderful performance by Marissa Tomei btw... Anybody who can keep a straight face while acting along side Frankenstein deserves an Oscar... BRAVO MARISSA, BRAVOOOOO

The Sweet Tooth Post of the the Day: CHOCOLATETY GOODNESS

NFLer Chad Johhson... aka Ocho Cinco... aka My Baby Daddy!

Well, HELLLOOOOO Beautiful!!

Here is a stunning photo of Pamela Anderson that was taken 2 days ago at LAX... She's really aging quite beautifully don't you think, life looks as if it has been veryyyy kind to her... Just simply lovely!!

But on the real...She's defintitely a candidate for the "Know When To Say When" Awards sponsored by Coldbloodedtalk.com, hell we might even ask her to host.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

The Rebirth of Cool!!

No, this is not your older brother smoking weed in your parent's basement back in the day... It's our President!!! He's so fresh....

What in the Bare Tittied Afro Hell is Going on in Vancouver?? !

Halle is obviously letting it all hang out for another Oscar worthy performance. She's still in Vancouver shooting the film "Frankie and Alice", about a young woman with multiple personality disorder who struggles to remain her true self and not give in to her racist alter-personality. I'll just have to wait until i see this on the big screen before i can comment anymore... but judging from these pictures, this movie looks like it's straddling a fine line between ridiculous and ridiculous (no typo)..

I'll Be HOME for the Holidays: Killer Virus is Spreading in the UK

MILLIONS face being struck down by a deadly winter vomiting bug that is sweeping the UK.

Hospitals have been forced to close wards to new patients as they struggle to cope with the influx of norovirus sufferers. One of London’s leading hospitals has even had to turn away 999 emergency patients after being overwhelmed with cases of the virus.

At its height last year the virus 3 million people where affected. The virus causes projectile vomiting, diarrhoea, mild fever and headaches. The illness can prove deadly for the vulnerable – children and the elderly.

St George’s hospital, one of London’s three major trauma centres, was forced to turn away ambulances last Monday because it had run out of beds.

“Christmas and New Years are a notoriously busy time and the fact that hospitals can’t cope already is very, very ominous. Winter and Christmas are always extremely difficult for hospitals." said Geoff Martin, of the group Health Emergency.

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The They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day: When True Gangsta's Come Out to Play They Throwin' Shoes

As George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today a reporter in the room yelled “This is a farewell kiss, dog” as he threw his shoes at him . No, Really!!!

I must say to Bush's credit, he quick than a mutha' fucka" because he doged that shoe like a pro. For some reason he looks like he's totally comfortable with people throwing shoes at him. This just goes to show you, Bush had no idea what he was getting his ass into when he went to war in Iraq... "Iraq is clearly a place where yo opinion don't mean shit"

I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The "I'm Probably Going to Hell" Post of the Day, Vol 1 - Stevie Wonder to be on DWTS

Stevie Wonder has been approached to become the first blind celebrity to take part in hit TV show "Dancing with the Stars," and he's seriously considering the idea.
Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine on Wednesday, Wonder said, "It's not impossible but right now it's just a thought ... I think it would be fun."

I'm sorry, but nothing about these pictures below looks fun, fun-E perhaps, but not exactly my idea of fun... Maybe Stevie is "seeing" another possible scenario..[source]

Over 40 AND Damn Fabulous: Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash was spotted last night in Los Angeles leaving an event at Minotti.. Which by the way happens to be one of my favorite furniture stores in LA... It's only for the classy, thus I'm sure many of you ain't heard of it.. Click here to get yourself classed up - and a word of caution they apparently haven't updated their site since 2004 so i suggest that you don't try and order shit online like you on westelm.com .. This is her husband btw... we're not surprised at all..

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 :Busta' Rhymes is Bustin' Out

Gawwwd Damn Busta'... Yo homey!!! Pregnant Much?!?!

News Flash!! - Beyonce Shows Some Personality

Beyonce met Fierce Bitch, Shane, (you know the unitard wearing dancer who jacked her "Single Ladies" dance and filmed it for YouTube) at the the Cadillac Records premiere in New York and you could tell that she was very excited and surprised to meet him.. I guess she really respects jackers, you know the first thing she probably said was...."From One Jacker to Another we Jacker's Gotta' Stick Together" ... lol, No but it was really cute.. WATCH!!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Plaxico Burress *soon to be former* NY Giant Shoots Himself in the Leg

(You know this is what he was lookin' like up in the club after he shot himself...lol)
But, Ok.. Let me explain this shit to you in it's whole ignant' ass entirety.. So this fine dumb ass, NY Giant Wide Reciever Plaxico Burress, shot himself in the leg Friday night at the Latin Quarter, a sprawling 15,000-square-foot restaurant and club in midtown Manhattan.
A league official said that the bullet went through the skin and muscle tissue of Burress' right thigh but did not hit any major arteries, and that there were no broken bones.
Now he has been charged with two felony counts of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree Monday and released on a $100,000 bond but still faces 3/12 to 15 yrs in prison, this scenario is highly unlikely if he pleads guilty to a lesser charge and them will probably only be setenced to probabtion.
This fool has a $35 million contract with the Giants which could now be in jeapordy because you know the NFL don't play when it comes to Niggarish Behavior. They will yank a nigga's contract and get alllll they money back with the quicknes, you can just ask Dog Abuser Mike Vick about that.

Damn Plaxico... From catching the WINNING TOUCHDOWN at last year's Superbowl to this fiasco.. all I can say is "You Done FUCKED Up now kid, You done FUCKED UP!!"

Once again.. The phrase for the day is... "Know When to Say When" Let's all say it together.

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 - Know When to Say When

Here is Tina Turner at what I pray ta' GAWD is her last concert tour ever... She took that shit back to the Mad Max days... Sad thing is that you know Beyonce's ass will probably jack this look.. lol

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.4 - "Straight Jackin'"

Leyomi Mizrahi is ledgendary house dancer from the new york gay house scene. She's an icon... that's allllll I'm going to say! Peep the picture! No words necessary.. Or see the ponytail grab in action in the video below...

The Goody Two-Shoes Post of the Day, Vol. 1

Here are a few of my favorite ladies who yesterday passed out turkeys to the folks in South Central, LA.

FASHION PAUSE! "A Lesson in Dressing Your Age"

Ladies, last night was the "Cadillac Records" movie premiere in Hollywood and everyone who showed up look great and I mean everyone, even Beyonce's Jackalicious Ass made the list. The ladies really gave us a lesson on how to dress age appropiate. Let's take a gander shall we!!
Beyonce: Age 27, Knee Length body hugging black cocktail dress with a "touch" of embelishment around the waist band to accenuate her shape.
Lauren London: Age 23, Short and flirty black cocktail dress with ruffles at the neckline to frame her beautiful face.
Gabrielle Union: Age 36, Long, one shoulder gladiator black silk gown . Hair pulled back giving her elegance but a hit of sexiness with the bare shoulders.
Tina Knowles: Age, 54. Long black v-neck jersey dress. Simple, elegant, yet modern and flattering at the same time.
Etta James: Age, 70. Black velvet dress with gold lame' embellishment (now you know your grandma love her some gold lame') with a wrap to cover her shoulers.
BRAVO LADIES!! BRAVOOOOOO

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.3 - "The Jackiness Contintues"

Beyonce on the set of her new video, JLO in 1998... Soooooo, this is what I'm going to do from now on.. Obviously, this jackiness from Beyonce isn't going to stop anytime soon but I'm all out of words to describe the wackness of her jackiness (new word)so I'm not going to say nothing else, just post the damn pictures. They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words. I mean, are there any words really necessary???? NEWS FLASH**** BEYONCE YOU WILL NOT BECOME AN ICON BY COPYING OTHER ICONS.

Exclusive Access: Dubai - "Opening of the 1.5 Billion Dollar Atlantis Hotel"

Thanks JD.. We should be friends. I need to be living this life too..

She's Such a Fuckin' Rock Star

- And this is only the Rehearsal for the AMA's. I can't wait until Sunday.. Me and Princess Coldest B*tch will be there in the audience actin' a fool..

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.2 - "Still Jackin"

Ummmm yeah... I told you all i would be back with more of evidence of Beyonce's continuing Swagger Jackin Ways'... She really just doesn't seem to have any style of her own.... She stay not giving a FUCK...Check out her Glamour Shots "inspired" by my gurl Rihanna.. At least I can admit that I JACKED this picture from Perez Hilton's site.. hehe

Merry Xmas Bitches - Target to Lower their Prices for XMAS!!

NEW YORK – Target Corp. said Monday it will aggressively cut prices to give consumers bargains during the holiday season, after weak sales of its apparel and home offerings led third-quarter earnings to fall 24 percent.

"The increasing financial challenges and economic uncertainties facing American households continued to pressure our performance during the third quarter," Chief Executive Gregg Steinhafel said during a conference call with analysts.

The company will also offer half a dozen "value items" online every day at special prices.

"We have taken a very aggressive point of view this year in terms of our promotional pricing, so we expect to be price leaders on selected items in our circular," Steinhafel said. "This is not unlike what we've done in the past. But given the current environment and recognizing how challenging it is, we will be even sharper than we have in prior years."

No need to even ask me where I got your gift from... THAT is if you even get one!!

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The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)

Oh Yes!! It's About to be on....

UH OH!!! It looks like Kim (The tone deaf white transvestite on the Real Housewives of Atlanta) is about to get that sorry ass wig knocked off by NeNe in this clip from the reunion show..
I can't stand a ho who wanna' try and jump bad when the camera is on... Ummm, Kim you know your 15 minutes will be up in like 15 mintues,the camera will go away permantently and guess who will STILL be looking for you to whoop that ass..

FASHION PAUSE! Chanel Iman

Here is my FAV model chick CHANEL IMAN looking FAB at a CFDA/Vogue event in NY last night. There are no words for the flyness that is this outfit.. Flawless... Let's just take a pause for the cause.

What in the Hell Kind of Fuckery is Brandy Wearing

Here is Brandy at the Century City mall over the firey weekend in LA (Santa Ana winds + Retarded Meth Addicted Arsonists = Fires). Why....just....WHY. This type of shit makes me want to cuss her ass out... But you now what? i shouldn't be so quick to jump to conslusions, maybe she was just chased by a slasher and escaped with her life and she's just at the mall to buy some new jeans... Yeah, I'll go with that, because nothing else makes any sense at all.

Oh it's about to be WAR up on this Sumsa Ma' B*tch!!

Princess Coldest B*tch is about to catch a serious beat down compliments of my OTHER baby daddy BraveHEART!

Queen Black Heart is in L.O.V.E.

T. J. Holmes (born August 19, 1977, in Arkansas) is a weekend anchor with CNN/US, based in the network's headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Holmes joined CNN in September 2006, and currently helms the Saturday and Sunday morning newscasts and the weekend edition of CNN Newsroom. His co-anchor on these programs is Betty Nguyen. Before joining CNN, Holmes had been an anchor for the San Francisco Bay Area NBC affiliate KNTV. Holmes graduated from the University of Arkansas with a bachelor's degree in broadcast journalism.

Wow......just....Wow!! I hear birds chirping.

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

In Case You're Wondering?

This is Halle Berry rockin' the Fro in Quebec yesterday.. hmmmmmmm, interesting.....

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1,005

Here we go with more of the Jackson Family Wax Figure Whackness. A greased up Jermaine Jackson in London over the weekend or YET ANOTHER Madame Toussaud's masterpiece.

The "Fierce" Post of the Day -

Beyonce's "Single Ladies" Dance....Get it Girl!!

The Obvious News of the Day Story: McCain Volunteer's "Mutilation" Story Made Up

A McCain campaign volunteer who reported that a tall black man robbed her and then cut a "B" onto her cheek after seeing a McCain bumper sticker on her car has been given a polygraph test because of "inconsistencies" in her story, police said.

Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.

Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.

Richard said police have not ruled out that the woman was attacked as she claimed, and said inconsistencies deal primarily with how she described the attack.

The report of the attack Thursday prompted the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, to call Todd expressing their concern. Barack Obama's campaign also issued a statement wishing Todd well and hoping the attacker would be swiftly brought to justice.

UPDATE: A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.

DUMB BITCH!

Annoyed!

Looking at this picture of Sarah Palin annoys the hell out of me... She's such a fucking idiot.
Her make-up artist Ms. Strozzi, is the highest staffer on the Palin Vice Presidential campaign. She was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone, according to the records. The campaign categorized Ms. Strozzi's payment as "PERSONNEL SVC/EQUIPMENT." The payment on Oct. 10 made Ms. Strozzi the single highest-paid individual in the campaign for that two-week period.
I would think that Sarah might want to spend more of her money on a fuckin' Political Science tutor.

Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On

Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..

Funny Shit of the Day vol.3 - Collapsible Chair

Am I the only one who saw the "Chairperson" fall out the chair or what? Because homegirl just kept talking like that didn't just happen...

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: DEA Officer Shoots HIMSELF in the leg

Lee Paige a DEA Agency is suing the government for violating his privacy. Agent Paige accidentally shot himself in the thigh during a gun safety lecture where he was addressing a classroom full of kids. The video wound up on the Internet and now he wants to sue. He better be glad didn't no parent sue his ass for putting their child in danger. Now this ain't all that funny because it could have been much worse, but since it wasn't, it's hella funny considering the gun goes off just as he's telling the kids he's THE ONLY ONE qualified to hold the gun. Towards the end of the video his dumb ass asks his partner to hand him what looks like some kind of assault rifle and the kids start yelling at him to PUT IT DOWN AND this fool has the nerve to try and tell them not to worry because it's not loaded... Yo, Get Da' Fuck OUTTA here you non-knowing how to handle a weapon mutha fucka'

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol. 3

Meagan might want to think about moving that part to the side just a tad.

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

The "OG" Shit Talkin' Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Dies

Mr. Blackwell, the fashion critic with a sharp tongue and a strong distaste for gaudy celebrity fashion, died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was 86.

His annual worst dressed list -- released each January -- pulled no punches and took a pithy tone when dealing with star's fashion faux pas. His last list said Victoria "Posh" Spice "can really wreck-em" and likened Mary-Kate Olsen to a "tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane."

We'll miss his mean-spirited, but entertaining, take on celebrity fashion. In honor of Mr. Blackwell we have comprised our own Top 10 Worst Dressed List.

1. Mariah "Mimi" Carey 2. Aretha "Big O' Titty" Franklin 3. Britney "Twit Brain" Spears 4. Aubrey "I have no job because I'm Hollywood Trash O'Day" 5. Christina "I Wear Entirely Tooooo Much Make-up, like Aubrey O'Day" Aguilera 6. Lil' "I'm Irrelevant" Mama 7. Tracy "Tacky Fake-ASS" Bigham 8. New "Trash Mouth" York 9. Amy "Please Somebody Save My Life" Winehouse and 10. Courtney "The Original Blond Piece of Hollywood Trash" Love.

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G - Obama Rally in St. Louis

Here is Barack Obama and 100,000 of his friends getting together under the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on Saturday. And this isn't even his largest crowd to date to show up to a rally, 200,000 people showed up in Berlin GERMANY on July 24th to hear his European Address.
Seems like the WHOLE WORLD gets it.. I hope America can.

Meanwhile, let's take a gander at what was going on with the 7,000 people who showed up to hear John McCain speak in Concord, NC on the same day. McCain labeled Obama's proposed tax cuts "phony" and called the "McCain-Palin tax cut the real thing."

Curiously, I couldn't find a picture of the rather thin crowd at Insane McCain's rally, so I posted this one instead... Ummm Yeah John, Shut your old wrinkly ass up and go eat a prune!

I don't care what anybody says.... It's pretty much a wrap for John McCain. Only one word comes to mind when I think about his campaigning tactics at this point.... PATHETIC!! It's really kind of sad when you think about it.

Supporters come out to hear Sarah Palin speak at a KKK Rally in Ohio

oh sorry I got confused.. Republican Rally in Ohio on October 13th

Little Bo Peep Done Grown UP and OUT!

I've always kinda' liked this "Cheeky Brit" Here's Eddie Murphy's baby's mama (even though he tried to deny it, but he couldn't, cuz she took his ass to court and proved it) Melanie Brown at the MOBO Awards tonight in London. While the outfit is a little on the wacky side, she does look beautiful..

What in the Bearded Lady Hell Kind of Hairy Look is This???

click photo for close up (if you dare)
This beard belongs to Madonna who is worth over 500 MILLION dollars. The only excuse for this hairy madness growing on her face must be due to Kaballah or DAMNIT, I'm going to have to ask "Is Madonna a man?" Can someone please provide me with a reasonable explanation for this...