Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Plaxico Burress *soon to be former* NY Giant Shoots Himself in the Leg

(You know this is what he was lookin' like up in the club after he shot himself...lol)
But, Ok.. Let me explain this shit to you in it's whole ignant' ass entirety.. So this fine dumb ass, NY Giant Wide Reciever Plaxico Burress, shot himself in the leg Friday night at the Latin Quarter, a sprawling 15,000-square-foot restaurant and club in midtown Manhattan.
A league official said that the bullet went through the skin and muscle tissue of Burress' right thigh but did not hit any major arteries, and that there were no broken bones.
Now he has been charged with two felony counts of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree Monday and released on a $100,000 bond but still faces 3/12 to 15 yrs in prison, this scenario is highly unlikely if he pleads guilty to a lesser charge and them will probably only be setenced to probabtion.
This fool has a $35 million contract with the Giants which could now be in jeapordy because you know the NFL don't play when it comes to Niggarish Behavior. They will yank a nigga's contract and get alllll they money back with the quicknes, you can just ask Dog Abuser Mike Vick about that.

Damn Plaxico... From catching the WINNING TOUCHDOWN at last year's Superbowl to this fiasco.. all I can say is "You Done FUCKED Up now kid, You done FUCKED UP!!"

Once again.. The phrase for the day is... "Know When to Say When" Let's all say it together.

The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)