FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

What in the Bare Tittied Afro Hell is Going on in Vancouver?? !

Halle is obviously letting it all hang out for another Oscar worthy performance. She's still in Vancouver shooting the film "Frankie and Alice", about a young woman with multiple personality disorder who struggles to remain her true self and not give in to her racist alter-personality. I'll just have to wait until i see this on the big screen before i can comment anymore... but judging from these pictures, this movie looks like it's straddling a fine line between ridiculous and ridiculous (no typo)..

News Flash!! - Beyonce Shows Some Personality

Beyonce met Fierce Bitch, Shane, (you know the unitard wearing dancer who jacked her "Single Ladies" dance and filmed it for YouTube) at the the Cadillac Records premiere in New York and you could tell that she was very excited and surprised to meet him.. I guess she really respects jackers, you know the first thing she probably said was...."From One Jacker to Another we Jacker's Gotta' Stick Together" ... lol, No but it was really cute.. WATCH!!

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.4 - "Straight Jackin'"

Leyomi Mizrahi is ledgendary house dancer from the new york gay house scene. She's an icon... that's allllll I'm going to say! Peep the picture! No words necessary.. Or see the ponytail grab in action in the video below...

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.3 - "The Jackiness Contintues"

Beyonce on the set of her new video, JLO in 1998... Soooooo, this is what I'm going to do from now on.. Obviously, this jackiness from Beyonce isn't going to stop anytime soon but I'm all out of words to describe the wackness of her jackiness (new word)so I'm not going to say nothing else, just post the damn pictures. They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words. I mean, are there any words really necessary???? NEWS FLASH**** BEYONCE YOU WILL NOT BECOME AN ICON BY COPYING OTHER ICONS.

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.2 - "Still Jackin"

Ummmm yeah... I told you all i would be back with more of evidence of Beyonce's continuing Swagger Jackin Ways'... She really just doesn't seem to have any style of her own.... She stay not giving a FUCK...Check out her Glamour Shots "inspired" by my gurl Rihanna.. At least I can admit that I JACKED this picture from Perez Hilton's site.. hehe

The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On

Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..