I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)

Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On

Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..

The Irrelevant News of the Day Story: "Janet's on Tour!!"

Janet kicked off her tour yesterday in Vancouver Canada.. Looks pretty entertaining....Work it out then Penny!!

I guess somebody has to pay the bills in family......
Support the Jackson Family, buy your tickets HERE...

They can use all the help they can get, shit!!

The: A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words" Post of the Day

Madonna and Jigsaw from the movie Saw.... Damn Madonna..I'm at a loss for words today over this one.