Not only are we back but so is Mariah with "new" old sounding music

Don't even ask where we've been just be happy we're back bitches!! Let's just pick right back up where we left off and that's questioning what the hell these fools be thinking about.

So apparently Mariah "MiMi" Carey is back with new music after giving birth to "dem" babies a few years ago. She supposedly thinks she's coming back hard with her new song "Triumphant (Get'Em) featuring Meek Mill and Rick Ross. The video was directed by her lame-o husband Nick Cannon.

Check out this dated piece trash below. Mariah is looking better than ever and for that we welcome her back with open arms but the sound is very tired...

Well, HELLLOOOOO Beautiful!!

Here is a stunning photo of Pamela Anderson that was taken 2 days ago at LAX... She's really aging quite beautifully don't you think, life looks as if it has been veryyyy kind to her... Just simply lovely!!

But on the real...She's defintitely a candidate for the "Know When To Say When" Awards sponsored by Coldbloodedtalk.com, hell we might even ask her to host.

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

The "OG" Shit Talkin' Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Dies

Mr. Blackwell, the fashion critic with a sharp tongue and a strong distaste for gaudy celebrity fashion, died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was 86.

His annual worst dressed list -- released each January -- pulled no punches and took a pithy tone when dealing with star's fashion faux pas. His last list said Victoria "Posh" Spice "can really wreck-em" and likened Mary-Kate Olsen to a "tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane."

We'll miss his mean-spirited, but entertaining, take on celebrity fashion. In honor of Mr. Blackwell we have comprised our own Top 10 Worst Dressed List.

1. Mariah "Mimi" Carey 2. Aretha "Big O' Titty" Franklin 3. Britney "Twit Brain" Spears 4. Aubrey "I have no job because I'm Hollywood Trash O'Day" 5. Christina "I Wear Entirely Tooooo Much Make-up, like Aubrey O'Day" Aguilera 6. Lil' "I'm Irrelevant" Mama 7. Tracy "Tacky Fake-ASS" Bigham 8. New "Trash Mouth" York 9. Amy "Please Somebody Save My Life" Winehouse and 10. Courtney "The Original Blond Piece of Hollywood Trash" Love.

The: This Will NEVER get old video of the Day - Vol 1. "Aubrey O'Day's Ass Get's Fired - FINALLY!!"

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!


Now THIS will never get old...

Nor THIS!


I hope somebody who loves her already called up the Betty Ford Clinic or AA and reserved her a bed, because they have a new resident who's due to arrive any day now..

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Aubrey O'Day 's Dog Doesn't Even Like Her Ass!

Look at him trying to escape... here!

Doesn't want to be photographed with her.... here!!

Just said Fuck IT!! I guess this is my life...here.


Speak on it!

No Karine Stephans, You Have "Ass Particles" in Your Mouth

Here is some video of SuperHoe.. oops, SuperHEAD (Aww Hell, What's the difference) talking about the Anal Beads her ex-husband left behind when she kicked him out.. Oh and if you didn't know her ex is, its Darius McCrary who used to play Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.



WHY MEN KEEP FUCKIN' WITH THIS WHORE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND... This hoe got some nerve caling someone a "dirty mutha fucka" But that shit is hella' funny tho. Below is a picture of Darius, just in case you run into his nasty ass in da' skreeets.

Funny Shit of the Day vol.2 - Bristol Palin appears on Maury Pauvich

What??? Am I wrong?? You can't tell me that ain't Bristol... I can't wait until the Republicans try and deny this one.. LOL!

The Obvious News Story of the Day: " Aubrey O'Day Always Fucks Everything Up"

Overheard at a VMA Pre-Party …



… several of the Danity Kane girls, talking about their group breaking up soon, because Aubrey O’Day is “fucking everything up.”

Aubrey’s actually in this photo, taken yesterday.

She’s the one hiding behind the scary clown mask.

P.S. I'm Baaaccckkk....... Sorry I've been M.I.A., but unlike Queen Black Heart, I actually work! :-P

What in the "Aubry O'Day" HELL Kind of Look is This?!?!

Christina Aguilara Sunday night at an after-party for the VMA's.... Somebody needs to come put this looney genie back in the bottle if you ask me..

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Britney Spears *former* American Pop Star

So, Britney Spears won 3 VMA's last night which was completely uncalled for. She won Video of the Year, Female Video of the Year and Pop Video of the Year, for her "Piece of Me" video, beating out the Rhiannas, Chris Browns and Pussycat Dolls of the world. This is exactly why this Bitch is Delusional. Take a look of this "Piece of Trash" video below:


Piece Of Me Video

Aubrey O'Day in 10 Years

I feels you Princess Coldest B*tch!!

No Words Necessary

I aint even gotta say anything, Yall know exactly what I'm thinkin!

P.C.P

Oh Hell to the Naw

I Dunno who this B*tch is. But I swear this is what Aubrey O'Day is going to look like in 10 years. Fuck it! maybe even 3!

This chick is two seconds away from catching a UTI or a Yeast Infection!

P.C.P.

Diddy Tells Aubrey O'Day on National TV That She Looks Like Trash!! And it's About Damn Time

Tuesday night on Making the Band 5, Diddy straight up had to tell Aubrey that she looks like trash and she's dragging the group down in the gutter with her (well he didn't say that last part, but he might as well have).. We here at ColdBloodedTalk BEEN done said that shit about her.. But unfortuntely, as you can see from this picture above, she clearly doesn't understand what trash is.. Look at her sorry ass (below) try and talk back to Diddy! Straight Comedy!