FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

Well, HELLLOOOOO Beautiful!!

Here is a stunning photo of Pamela Anderson that was taken 2 days ago at LAX... She's really aging quite beautifully don't you think, life looks as if it has been veryyyy kind to her... Just simply lovely!!

But on the real...She's defintitely a candidate for the "Know When To Say When" Awards sponsored by Coldbloodedtalk.com, hell we might even ask her to host.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

The They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day: When True Gangsta's Come Out to Play They Throwin' Shoes

As George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today a reporter in the room yelled “This is a farewell kiss, dog” as he threw his shoes at him . No, Really!!!

I must say to Bush's credit, he quick than a mutha' fucka" because he doged that shoe like a pro. For some reason he looks like he's totally comfortable with people throwing shoes at him. This just goes to show you, Bush had no idea what he was getting his ass into when he went to war in Iraq... "Iraq is clearly a place where yo opinion don't mean shit"

The "I'm Probably Going to Hell" Post of the Day, Vol 1 - Stevie Wonder to be on DWTS

Stevie Wonder has been approached to become the first blind celebrity to take part in hit TV show "Dancing with the Stars," and he's seriously considering the idea.
Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine on Wednesday, Wonder said, "It's not impossible but right now it's just a thought ... I think it would be fun."

I'm sorry, but nothing about these pictures below looks fun, fun-E perhaps, but not exactly my idea of fun... Maybe Stevie is "seeing" another possible scenario..[source]

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 - Know When to Say When

Here is Tina Turner at what I pray ta' GAWD is her last concert tour ever... She took that shit back to the Mad Max days... Sad thing is that you know Beyonce's ass will probably jack this look.. lol

The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: DEA Officer Shoots HIMSELF in the leg

Lee Paige a DEA Agency is suing the government for violating his privacy. Agent Paige accidentally shot himself in the thigh during a gun safety lecture where he was addressing a classroom full of kids. The video wound up on the Internet and now he wants to sue. He better be glad didn't no parent sue his ass for putting their child in danger. Now this ain't all that funny because it could have been much worse, but since it wasn't, it's hella funny considering the gun goes off just as he's telling the kids he's THE ONLY ONE qualified to hold the gun. Towards the end of the video his dumb ass asks his partner to hand him what looks like some kind of assault rifle and the kids start yelling at him to PUT IT DOWN AND this fool has the nerve to try and tell them not to worry because it's not loaded... Yo, Get Da' Fuck OUTTA here you non-knowing how to handle a weapon mutha fucka'

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 4

Obviously, The "Swarovski Princess" and "Miss Piggy Biker Edition Inspired" rapper Trina doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things these days. Trina recently performed again just to let us know this.

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol.1

Wow, what a colorful bunch this crew makes! T-Pain and Lil' Mama clearly have jacked their style from The MadHatter.... Uh, when exactly did dressing like a circus clown become the thing to do?

See more of Lil' Mama's interesting creations here , here and here

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Sarah Palin interviewed on ABC News

Watch this very frightening video of Sarah Palin being asked by Charlie Gibson her opinion on the "Bush Doctrine." She has no fuckin' clue whatsoever about what he's referring to.



Charlie was looking at her like:. NO, YOU DUMB BITCH, I SAID THE BUSH DOCTRINE

I mean, I didn't know what it was either, but then again I'm not running for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKIN' STATES OF AMERICA!!!!! OHHH JEEZUS, ALASKA COME GET YA' GURL!

But on the real, is this really the best the Republicans could do? Do they feel so entitled to the White House that they don't even feel the need to run a qualified candidate?

Funny Shit of the Day vol.2 - Bristol Palin appears on Maury Pauvich

What??? Am I wrong?? You can't tell me that ain't Bristol... I can't wait until the Republicans try and deny this one.. LOL!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Britney Spears *former* American Pop Star

So, Britney Spears won 3 VMA's last night which was completely uncalled for. She won Video of the Year, Female Video of the Year and Pop Video of the Year, for her "Piece of Me" video, beating out the Rhiannas, Chris Browns and Pussycat Dolls of the world. This is exactly why this Bitch is Delusional. Take a look of this "Piece of Trash" video below:


Piece Of Me Video

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.3

Our favorite Stripper Auntie Viv outside of Regis and Kelly yesterday or yet another Madam Toussads wax masterpiece!!

Speak on it!

TODAY'S HOT & DEFINITELY NOT! vol.3

Young, elegant and fresh model Chanel Iman along with a very tired looking Vivica Fox both attend a Samsung event in New York last night. Auntie Viv should be embarrassed looking like a somebody's old ass stripper in that sequined catsuit and matching hot pink sandals and hat. Good Lawd!! Time to fold up the pole and take it home Auntie Viv..

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Tatum Bell *former* Detroit Lion

Detroit running back Rudi Johnson said Wednesday that Tatum Bell the player who was waived to make room for him on the Lions' roster took his luggage from team headquarters.

"All this happened when he got released," Johnson said. "He came in to get some stuff out of his locker and that's when he scooped up the bags."

The two Gucci bags that he had received as a Pro Bowl gift were taken from inside the team's headquarters.

However, shortly after Johnson praised Bell to the media, team security director Ricky Sandoval showed him footage from the team's surveillance system."Ricky showed me the tape Tuesday afternoon," Johnson said. "What makes this crazy is that I've talked to him after games, and I talked to him a couple hours prior to this -- I guess it was before he found out he was going to be released."

Johnson said a woman returned the bags to the practice facility Tuesday evening, but that the contents were gone.

"I got the bags back -- empty," he said. "So he's got a bunch of my underclothes. What he's going to do with that, I don't know. He's got some socks and boxers."

Johnson said he was also still missing about $200 in cash along with his ID and the credit cards, but said that he did not plan to involve the authorities.

"I don't need the police for this," he said. "I got my bags back and the credit cards are canceled."

Johnson did speak with Bell after the bags were returned.

"I didn't want to talk to him, but I let him know where I stand," he said. "He knows how I feel about it, and it isn't anything positive."

I find this totally hilarious.. This nicca had a total case of BITCHASSNESS.. AHAHAHAHAAHA!! That's probably why he got cut in the first place. There is no place for BITCHASSNESS on the football field.. You might get killed!

John McCain picks his VP over the weekend and it's Britney Spears, Ya'll

Ok, it's not really Britney Spears but it is her in 10 years. John McCain's dumb old ass panicked and chose Sarah Palin, the Govenor of ALASKA to be his running mate. Not only does she have 5 kids and 1 of those being a pregnant unwed 17 year old, she's the Govenor of Alaska, a state with a population of only 650,000, to put this number is perspective the United States has a population of 300,000,000. McCain went overboard with this one.. Obama got this dude shook!