Not only are we back but so is Mariah with "new" old sounding music

Don't even ask where we've been just be happy we're back bitches!! Let's just pick right back up where we left off and that's questioning what the hell these fools be thinking about.

So apparently Mariah "MiMi" Carey is back with new music after giving birth to "dem" babies a few years ago. She supposedly thinks she's coming back hard with her new song "Triumphant (Get'Em) featuring Meek Mill and Rick Ross. The video was directed by her lame-o husband Nick Cannon.

Check out this dated piece trash below. Mariah is looking better than ever and for that we welcome her back with open arms but the sound is very tired...

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

No Karine Stephans, You Have "Ass Particles" in Your Mouth

Here is some video of SuperHoe.. oops, SuperHEAD (Aww Hell, What's the difference) talking about the Anal Beads her ex-husband left behind when she kicked him out.. Oh and if you didn't know her ex is, its Darius McCrary who used to play Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.



WHY MEN KEEP FUCKIN' WITH THIS WHORE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND... This hoe got some nerve caling someone a "dirty mutha fucka" But that shit is hella' funny tho. Below is a picture of Darius, just in case you run into his nasty ass in da' skreeets.

Culture Pause - RENT the musical will close after 12 Years on Broadway

So, me and Princess Coldest B*tch's clueless INTERN... I'm sorry "co-worker" told us today that we probably don't know anything about literature and theatre despite the fact that we are both college graduates from very highly accredited universities, UCLA and Loyola Marymount respectively. Well this post is just for her.. I bet she didn't know this SHIT!

Rent to close on Broadway after 12-year run

After more than 12 years on the Great White Way, (THIS IS ONE REASON WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEATRE, I'M NOT SURE WE'RE WELCOME ON "THE GREAT WHITE WAY".. BUT ANYWAYZ.) the musical Rent will play its final show on Sunday, September 7, 2008, winding up a 5,124 performance, 16 preview run. Currently the seventh-longest running show on Broadway, Rent has grossed more than $280 million during its time there. The show played its entire Broadway run at the Nederlander Theatre.
Rent pioneered some now widespread marketing tools, including being the first show to sell same-day orchestra seats for $20. As a result of this practice, it became a common sight to see fans lining up the night before for tickets. The practice was later changed to a lottery system, one which many other Broadway shows soon copied.
Over the years, Rent has been translated into every major language and has been performed on six continents. Some of the countries the musical has played in include Argentina, Australia, Chile, Finland, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungry, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Korea, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, the Philippines, Portugal, Russia, Singapore, South Africa, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.
In the United States, national tours of the show have been running almost continuously since late 1996, grossing more than $330 million. A new national tour is set to launch sometime in 2009.

Ummmm, all I need to know about RENT is that it's due on the first of every month!!

Aubrey O'Day in 10 Years

I feels you Princess Coldest B*tch!!

Oh Hell to the Naw

I Dunno who this B*tch is. But I swear this is what Aubrey O'Day is going to look like in 10 years. Fuck it! maybe even 3!

This chick is two seconds away from catching a UTI or a Yeast Infection!

P.C.P.

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1

Possible Michael Jackson citing in Las Vegas Wednesday or a Madam Tussaud's masterpiece?!? Speak on it.

The Irrelevant News Story of the Day: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass is Headed Back to Jail!!"

Well, when he wakes up that is.. Apparently..... Hip-hop entrepreneur "Suge" Knight is in the Clark County Detention Center after police found him holding a knife and standing over a woman believed to be his girlfriend.
Knight, 43, is charged with assault with a deadly weapon, battery domestic violence, possession of a esctasy and possession of Hydrocodone (That's that Sizzrup Shit ..) without a prescription, police said.
Officers arrived at 3282 Spring Mountain Road about 6:39 a.m. today, police said. During their investigation, officers learned that the woman is Knight's girlfriend of three years and that they had been arguing.
Knight allegedly punched the woman in the head as he was driving. In an effort to escape, the woman grabbed the steering wheel and the vehicle hit the curb, police said.
The woman then fled the vehicle and Knight allegedly started to chase her on foot with a knife, catching up with her as officers arrived, police said.

Suge, go take another nap.. Damn!

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