Not only are we back but so is Mariah with "new" old sounding music

Don't even ask where we've been just be happy we're back bitches!! Let's just pick right back up where we left off and that's questioning what the hell these fools be thinking about.

So apparently Mariah "MiMi" Carey is back with new music after giving birth to "dem" babies a few years ago. She supposedly thinks she's coming back hard with her new song "Triumphant (Get'Em) featuring Meek Mill and Rick Ross. The video was directed by her lame-o husband Nick Cannon.

Check out this dated piece trash below. Mariah is looking better than ever and for that we welcome her back with open arms but the sound is very tired...

OOOOO, HE MUST GOT A LIL' INDIAN IN HIS FAMILY

OH...AND A WHOLE LOTTA' SUGA TOO!!

A collage of hairstyle's from Real from Real Chance of Love on VH1

FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

The "Like Mother Like Daughter" Post of the Day

Don't even ask me no dumbass questions either... YES, that is her mom... lol

SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 2

Adolf Merckle, one of Germany’s wealthiest men, committed suicide after weeks of talks with creditors designed to save his businesses from being consumed by disastrous investments and the global financial crisis.

The billionaire, 74, was said by his family to have been “broken” by the sight of his business empire, which ranged from pharmaceuticals to cement, crumbling. He died on Monday evening, apparently hit by a train a few hundred metres from his home in southern Germany.

His personal worth was estimated at more than $9bn by Forbes magazine, while his companies’ combined turnover was €30bn ($40bn), and he was described as Germany’s fifth richest man.

hmmmm, Can't imagine that you went from a $40Billion to $0 balance in your bank account... Was it really so bad you had to throw yourself in front of a train... These mutha' fucka's is trippin', according to my bank account balance I should have ended it all Loonnngggg agooooooo...

The: "Ode to Mickey Rourke's Former Face" Post of the Day

Soooo, I just finished watching "The Wrestler" , an independent movie staring Mickey Rourke that opened last week. You remember Mickey Rourke right? Mickey Rourke from Nine 1/2 Weeks Mickey Rourke!! The OG Fine White Guy I just might have to date Mickey Rourke.... This Mickey Rourke that you see in the picture below...
WELLLL, to my horror he wasn't in the movie at all, they decided to cast Frankenstein as the lead instead of him... I was so disappointed and confused... But I must say, that this is Frankenstein's finest work in a long time. Once I accepted that Mickey wasn't in the film at all, I thoroughly enjoyed how Frankenstein played the role. This is a must see movie. You can watch it online here for free, but ya' betta' not tell nobody who told you about this site...shhhhh.. Here is a photo from the film where Frankenstein plays a down and out wrestler from jersey who is at life's crossroads...AND, NO THIS IS NOT A MASK HE IS WEARING
Wonderful performance by Marissa Tomei btw... Anybody who can keep a straight face while acting along side Frankenstein deserves an Oscar... BRAVO MARISSA, BRAVOOOOO

The Sweet Tooth Post of the the Day: CHOCOLATETY GOODNESS

NFLer Chad Johhson... aka Ocho Cinco... aka My Baby Daddy!

Well, HELLLOOOOO Beautiful!!

Here is a stunning photo of Pamela Anderson that was taken 2 days ago at LAX... She's really aging quite beautifully don't you think, life looks as if it has been veryyyy kind to her... Just simply lovely!!

But on the real...She's defintitely a candidate for the "Know When To Say When" Awards sponsored by Coldbloodedtalk.com, hell we might even ask her to host.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

The Rebirth of Cool!!

No, this is not your older brother smoking weed in your parent's basement back in the day... It's our President!!! He's so fresh....

What in the Bare Tittied Afro Hell is Going on in Vancouver?? !

Halle is obviously letting it all hang out for another Oscar worthy performance. She's still in Vancouver shooting the film "Frankie and Alice", about a young woman with multiple personality disorder who struggles to remain her true self and not give in to her racist alter-personality. I'll just have to wait until i see this on the big screen before i can comment anymore... but judging from these pictures, this movie looks like it's straddling a fine line between ridiculous and ridiculous (no typo)..

I'll Be HOME for the Holidays: Killer Virus is Spreading in the UK

MILLIONS face being struck down by a deadly winter vomiting bug that is sweeping the UK.

Hospitals have been forced to close wards to new patients as they struggle to cope with the influx of norovirus sufferers. One of London’s leading hospitals has even had to turn away 999 emergency patients after being overwhelmed with cases of the virus.

At its height last year the virus 3 million people where affected. The virus causes projectile vomiting, diarrhoea, mild fever and headaches. The illness can prove deadly for the vulnerable – children and the elderly.

St George’s hospital, one of London’s three major trauma centres, was forced to turn away ambulances last Monday because it had run out of beds.

“Christmas and New Years are a notoriously busy time and the fact that hospitals can’t cope already is very, very ominous. Winter and Christmas are always extremely difficult for hospitals." said Geoff Martin, of the group Health Emergency.

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The They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day: When True Gangsta's Come Out to Play They Throwin' Shoes

As George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today a reporter in the room yelled “This is a farewell kiss, dog” as he threw his shoes at him . No, Really!!!

I must say to Bush's credit, he quick than a mutha' fucka" because he doged that shoe like a pro. For some reason he looks like he's totally comfortable with people throwing shoes at him. This just goes to show you, Bush had no idea what he was getting his ass into when he went to war in Iraq... "Iraq is clearly a place where yo opinion don't mean shit"

I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The "I'm Probably Going to Hell" Post of the Day, Vol 1 - Stevie Wonder to be on DWTS

Stevie Wonder has been approached to become the first blind celebrity to take part in hit TV show "Dancing with the Stars," and he's seriously considering the idea.
Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine on Wednesday, Wonder said, "It's not impossible but right now it's just a thought ... I think it would be fun."

I'm sorry, but nothing about these pictures below looks fun, fun-E perhaps, but not exactly my idea of fun... Maybe Stevie is "seeing" another possible scenario..[source]

Over 40 AND Damn Fabulous: Stacey Dash

Stacey Dash was spotted last night in Los Angeles leaving an event at Minotti.. Which by the way happens to be one of my favorite furniture stores in LA... It's only for the classy, thus I'm sure many of you ain't heard of it.. Click here to get yourself classed up - and a word of caution they apparently haven't updated their site since 2004 so i suggest that you don't try and order shit online like you on westelm.com .. This is her husband btw... we're not surprised at all..

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 :Busta' Rhymes is Bustin' Out

Gawwwd Damn Busta'... Yo homey!!! Pregnant Much?!?!

News Flash!! - Beyonce Shows Some Personality

Beyonce met Fierce Bitch, Shane, (you know the unitard wearing dancer who jacked her "Single Ladies" dance and filmed it for YouTube) at the the Cadillac Records premiere in New York and you could tell that she was very excited and surprised to meet him.. I guess she really respects jackers, you know the first thing she probably said was...."From One Jacker to Another we Jacker's Gotta' Stick Together" ... lol, No but it was really cute.. WATCH!!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Plaxico Burress *soon to be former* NY Giant Shoots Himself in the Leg

(You know this is what he was lookin' like up in the club after he shot himself...lol)
But, Ok.. Let me explain this shit to you in it's whole ignant' ass entirety.. So this fine dumb ass, NY Giant Wide Reciever Plaxico Burress, shot himself in the leg Friday night at the Latin Quarter, a sprawling 15,000-square-foot restaurant and club in midtown Manhattan.
A league official said that the bullet went through the skin and muscle tissue of Burress' right thigh but did not hit any major arteries, and that there were no broken bones.
Now he has been charged with two felony counts of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree Monday and released on a $100,000 bond but still faces 3/12 to 15 yrs in prison, this scenario is highly unlikely if he pleads guilty to a lesser charge and them will probably only be setenced to probabtion.
This fool has a $35 million contract with the Giants which could now be in jeapordy because you know the NFL don't play when it comes to Niggarish Behavior. They will yank a nigga's contract and get alllll they money back with the quicknes, you can just ask Dog Abuser Mike Vick about that.

Damn Plaxico... From catching the WINNING TOUCHDOWN at last year's Superbowl to this fiasco.. all I can say is "You Done FUCKED Up now kid, You done FUCKED UP!!"

Once again.. The phrase for the day is... "Know When to Say When" Let's all say it together.

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 - Know When to Say When

Here is Tina Turner at what I pray ta' GAWD is her last concert tour ever... She took that shit back to the Mad Max days... Sad thing is that you know Beyonce's ass will probably jack this look.. lol