True Fuckin' Story: Check the Source if you don't believe me
Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says the suspect, 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno, was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.
The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.
Our forever beloved INTERN, ok, ok, ok... "co-worker" (she does get paid) brought this story to my immediate attention..
What in the hotdog hell is really going on here!! This story makes me feel funny about myself for some reason.. ewwww!!! this seems kinda' like getting a dick rubbed on your forehead or something.
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