Life Styles of the Forgotten and Crackish

Here is our first issue of "Life Styles of the Forgotten and Crackish"

Blu Cantrell



Poor Baby.....so skinny..so sad!

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Funny Shit of the Day

Here's a HILLARIOUS sketch from MadTV.

So You Think You Can DAnce : President's Edition

If you watch SYTYCD, then you will definitely understand why this sh*t is soo funny!

GENUIS!! Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin address the nation on SNL

I love Tina Fey!! This is Hilarious!

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Whoopi asks John McCain on the View if she would become a slave if he becomes President.....

YO!!! WHOOPI PUT MCCAIN ON BLAST THIS MORNING ON THE VIEW!! She straight up asks McCain if she should be concerned with becoming a slave if he's in office.. OH SHIT!!

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How bout' when Whoopie starts fanning herself and Joy says "She's picturing herself on the plantation" and Whoopi says she's scared and was about to start running!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!! It's easy to forget how damn funny she is sometimes.

I have a suggestion: How about the Republicans stay off the TV for a minute.. They are giving us just too much material to work with.

News Flash: John McCain and Sarah Palin Don't Like Women - Very Important READ!!

I guess Sarah doesn't consider herself in the "woman category" because as she said.. "She's a pitbull with lipstick"

The more I learn about Sarah Palin, the more I see Sarah Palin, the more concerned I become about the future of this country...

I know this is a long read but its worth it.
Click Here to take a look at McCain's and Palin's voting history on women's issues:

I rest my case!!

Aubrey O'Day 's Dog Doesn't Even Like Her Ass!

Look at him trying to escape... here!

Doesn't want to be photographed with her.... here!!

Just said Fuck IT!! I guess this is my life...here.


Speak on it!

Tha Hottness - New Sh*t of The Day

Q-Tip, "Getting Up"
"Getting Up" is Q-Tip's first single from his upcoming album "The Renaissance" which is set to release mid October-ish.

I really Like the vibe of this song. Check it Out!

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Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol. 2

Beyonce Knowles (circa 2007) and Gospel Singer Desiree Coleman (last night in LA):

Look it's the Goldilocks Twins... I'm sorry but taking red carpet advice from Beyonce is NEVERRRRR a good idea, unless of course you are on the yellow brick road headed to see The Wiz.

See more pictures of Desiree's "Beyonce Influenced" red carpet style here.

To see more of Beyonce's Mama Tina red carpet fashions go here.

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol.1

Wow, what a colorful bunch this crew makes! T-Pain and Lil' Mama clearly have jacked their style from The MadHatter.... Uh, when exactly did dressing like a circus clown become the thing to do?

See more of Lil' Mama's interesting creations here , here and here

Culture Pause! Artist Ron Mueck

Ron Mueck (born 1958) is an Australian hyperrealist sculptor working in Great Britain.

Mueck's early career was as a model maker and puppeteer for children's television and films, notably the film Labyrinth for which he also contributed the voice of Ludo, and the Jim Henson series The Storyteller.

In the early 1990s, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick.

Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff’s nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since.





I'm sure this is probably some bizarre looking shit our "Co-Tern" will think is a relevant and important addition to our culture.. Awesome!!

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Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Sarah Palin interviewed on ABC News

Watch this very frightening video of Sarah Palin being asked by Charlie Gibson her opinion on the "Bush Doctrine." She has no fuckin' clue whatsoever about what he's referring to.



Charlie was looking at her like:. NO, YOU DUMB BITCH, I SAID THE BUSH DOCTRINE

I mean, I didn't know what it was either, but then again I'm not running for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKIN' STATES OF AMERICA!!!!! OHHH JEEZUS, ALASKA COME GET YA' GURL!

But on the real, is this really the best the Republicans could do? Do they feel so entitled to the White House that they don't even feel the need to run a qualified candidate?

The Irrelevant News of the Day Story: "Janet's on Tour!!"

Janet kicked off her tour yesterday in Vancouver Canada.. Looks pretty entertaining....Work it out then Penny!!

I guess somebody has to pay the bills in family......
Support the Jackson Family, buy your tickets HERE...

They can use all the help they can get, shit!!

Love Unlocked! - Kanye and his former flame together again??

Kanye and ex-fiance Alexis were spotted the other day in New York..

I guess this performance of "Love Lockdown" at the VMA's worked:

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Celebrity News

Good for them!! I actually like them as a couple.. Go Yeezy!!

No Karine Stephans, You Have "Ass Particles" in Your Mouth

Here is some video of SuperHoe.. oops, SuperHEAD (Aww Hell, What's the difference) talking about the Anal Beads her ex-husband left behind when she kicked him out.. Oh and if you didn't know her ex is, its Darius McCrary who used to play Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.



WHY MEN KEEP FUCKIN' WITH THIS WHORE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND... This hoe got some nerve caling someone a "dirty mutha fucka" But that shit is hella' funny tho. Below is a picture of Darius, just in case you run into his nasty ass in da' skreeets.

I'll be Back!!!

Yo.. Queen Black Heart been busy as a mutha' the last couple of days. I will try and post some stuff later today.. I gotta' a gang of shit to share with you all.

Mama gotta' keep her day job!!

STAY TUNED....

Don't Make Kanye MAD!! You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Mad!! Kanye Arrested Today at LAX....

Watch the Kanye arrest incident here:

Yo!! You peep how Kanye just walked back to the line like that didn't just happen...


I Guess Yeezy don't play that shit... i'm scared...

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Antonio Vasquez *The Sausage Attacker*

True Fuckin' Story: Check the Source if you don't believe me

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says the suspect, 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno, was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

Our forever beloved INTERN, ok, ok, ok... "co-worker" (she does get paid) brought this story to my immediate attention..

What in the hotdog hell is really going on here!! This story makes me feel funny about myself for some reason.. ewwww!!! this seems kinda' like getting a dick rubbed on your forehead or something.

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Funny Shit of the Day vol.2 - Bristol Palin appears on Maury Pauvich

What??? Am I wrong?? You can't tell me that ain't Bristol... I can't wait until the Republicans try and deny this one.. LOL!

Funny Shit of the Day

While visiting one of my Favorite Blogs, Kanye West, posted this Funny Ass Video titled, Black Man in Elevator. The Title pretty much speaks for itself.



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The Obvious News Story of the Day: " Aubrey O'Day Always Fucks Everything Up"

Overheard at a VMA Pre-Party …



… several of the Danity Kane girls, talking about their group breaking up soon, because Aubrey O’Day is “fucking everything up.”

Aubrey’s actually in this photo, taken yesterday.

She’s the one hiding behind the scary clown mask.

P.S. I'm Baaaccckkk....... Sorry I've been M.I.A., but unlike Queen Black Heart, I actually work! :-P

APB Alert: Looking for Princess Coldest B*tch!

If anyone's seen this little heffer let me know.. She got some explaining to do!

FASHION PAUSE!

Jenny from the Block and Posh give us their sultriest looks at New York's Fashion Week! Posh, we LOVE the hair, now just go eat a sammich' before your bobblehead ass falls over!!

And Christina looks absolutely stunning in this bedazzeled little number. We'd love to see her on screen just a wee' bit more. This poor thing can't get no love from Hollywood!

The: "They Just Don't Give a F*ck Video of the Day!!" - Sarah Palin's friends don't like her ass at ALL!

Watch this bizarre video below of Sarah Palin's "closet friends" talking about their homegirl Sarah. Is it just me or does it seem like there's a gang of moose hunters behind the camera pointing rifles at them forcing them to try and find something nice to say about they gurl. Only one of them broads even said she would vote for her... Now that says A LOT!

The Obvious News Story of the Day: "The 99 Cents Stores to Raise Prices..." The End of the World is Here!!

The 99 Cents and discount super store on Monday announced the first price increase in its 26-year history, raising the cost of household items, food and other items by almost a penny.

The company blamed inflation and rising food and energy prices for its new 99.99-cent prices.

The increase means the maximum price in the stores will still fall below a dollar while helping the company offset some of the higher costs of doing business, CEO Eric Schiffer said.

The company has posted two consecutive quarterly losses. The company said last month it lost $1.5 million, or 2 cents a share, during the April-to-June period. During the same period last year, 99 Cents Only Stores earned $3 million, or 4 cents a share.

The company, founded in Los Angeles, is the nation's oldest dollar chain store. It has expanded to 277 locations in California, Nevada, Arizona and Texas.

I can't even be mad, this could not continue much longer in THIS ecomony.. Where else can you buy a knife, a saw, a PACK of 60 Watt light bulbs, (4) rolls of 2-ply toilet paper, Dried Oregano, Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid, 3 pairs of Panties, a bag of Potatoes, Vitamin C and a bottle of Peroxide all for $10.81. I guess ya'll know where I do my shopping.

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What in the "Aubry O'Day" HELL Kind of Look is This?!?!

Christina Aguilara Sunday night at an after-party for the VMA's.... Somebody needs to come put this looney genie back in the bottle if you ask me..

The "Damn, I Just Might Have to Date a White Guy Moment" vol.2

Super FIONE whiteboy, New England Patriots' Quarterback and boyfriend of supermodel Gisele Bündchen, Tom Brady, will miss the entire NFL season with a left knee injury (torn ACL) that will require surgery, leaving the New England Patriots without one of the game's great quarterbacks, their Super Bowl hopes severely damaged. The 2007 NFL Most Valuable Player will be placed on injured reserve, the Patriots said Monday, one day after his knee was injured in the first quarter of a 17-10 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs.

DAMN, this is tragic.. Tom Brady IS football.. Well, I guess on the brighter side, looks like he'll have more free time for Queen Black Heart after all....

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Culture Pause - RENT the musical will close after 12 Years on Broadway

So, me and Princess Coldest B*tch's clueless INTERN... I'm sorry "co-worker" told us today that we probably don't know anything about literature and theatre despite the fact that we are both college graduates from very highly accredited universities, UCLA and Loyola Marymount respectively. Well this post is just for her.. I bet she didn't know this SHIT!

Rent to close on Broadway after 12-year run

After more than 12 years on the Great White Way, (THIS IS ONE REASON WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THEATRE, I'M NOT SURE WE'RE WELCOME ON "THE GREAT WHITE WAY".. BUT ANYWAYZ.) the musical Rent will play its final show on Sunday, September 7, 2008, winding up a 5,124 performance, 16 preview run. Currently the seventh-longest running show on Broadway, Rent has grossed more than $280 million during its time there. The show played its entire Broadway run at the Nederlander Theatre.
Rent pioneered some now widespread marketing tools, including being the first show to sell same-day orchestra seats for $20. As a result of this practice, it became a common sight to see fans lining up the night before for tickets. The practice was later changed to a lottery system, one which many other Broadway shows soon copied.
Over the years, Rent has been translated into every major language and has been performed on six continents. Some of the countries the musical has played in include Argentina, Australia, Chile, Finland, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungry, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Korea, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, the Philippines, Portugal, Russia, Singapore, South Africa, Switzerland and the United Kingdom.
In the United States, national tours of the show have been running almost continuously since late 1996, grossing more than $330 million. A new national tour is set to launch sometime in 2009.

Ummmm, all I need to know about RENT is that it's due on the first of every month!!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Britney Spears *former* American Pop Star

So, Britney Spears won 3 VMA's last night which was completely uncalled for. She won Video of the Year, Female Video of the Year and Pop Video of the Year, for her "Piece of Me" video, beating out the Rhiannas, Chris Browns and Pussycat Dolls of the world. This is exactly why this Bitch is Delusional. Take a look of this "Piece of Trash" video below:


Piece Of Me Video

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!!

Once again Solange has won the award.. NOOOO, not Song of the Year, Video of the Year or R&B Singer of the Year. She done won the "The They Just Don't Give a F*ck Photo of the Day!!" Here is Solange at the Fashion Rocks concert Friday night wearing some Christmas Tree Tinsel Bullshit.. No maam' Try Again.

Princess Coldest B*tch come get ya' gurl!

Will the REAL Tyra Please Speak UP: REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.4

OK, this wax figure swagger that Tyra insists on displaying on every red carpet is getting ridiculous. Will the real Tyra please speak! At this point, it's the only way I can tell her apart from the wax figure.

Overall she did look "fierce"' at the Fashion Rocks Awards tho.

Hillary Straight Disses Bill and Kisses Obama Instead! - Watch Video

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Well, Well, Well, I knew that missed placed aggression Hillary had for Obama came from somewhere, oviously she only fucks with winners. Did you see how she just left Bill standing there with his dick in his hand.. That's gotta' hurt.... Classic!!

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.3

Our favorite Stripper Auntie Viv outside of Regis and Kelly yesterday or yet another Madam Toussads wax masterpiece!!

Speak on it!

T.V. Recap : ANTM Cycle 11 - Transgenders and Swapmeet Koreans

So I am a devoted fan of America's Next Top Model and this season.............. Lord it only Got Better!

The Star of the Show....Isis aka the HE-SHE, the boy....ahheeem, I mean the Bitch is Fierce


Next, is Sheena. So the last girl I knew named Sheena, wore an orange and blond wig, lived in Inglewood and went to Crenshaw Highschool....So of course I was suprised to see this Kimora-esque half Korean, half Japanese model that was more "Hooder" than the Inglewood Sheena mentioned above. But I must say homegirl is someone to watch out for! Check out her Interview. HAAARRRRRLLLLLLEEEMMMMM!


Stay Tuned...........
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Throwback Video of the Day - Cherelle and Alexander O'Neal "Saturday Love"

WORD!!

The Slap Heard Across the World

Let me say today, that I'm proud to be an American.. Because I know my loud mouth ass would be getting slapped every other minute if I lived in India..



He slapped the SHIT outta' her..

The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass is Headed to Jail!!" vol. 2

Disgraced, Dishonarable, Discredited, Embarrassed, Humiliated AND Shamed Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has pleaded guilty, ending a nearly eight-month drama that has transfixed the region, paralyzed much of city business and halted a political career that once held such promise.

Kilpatrick pleaded guilty to two felony counts of obstructing justice by committing perjury. He will spend four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years' probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.

In January, the Free Press published text messages Kilpatrick and Beatty exchanged on city-issued pagers. The article showed the pair lied under oath when they testified in a police whistle-blower trial last year that they did not have an intimate relationship. They also gave misleading testimony about the firing of a top police official, Gary Brown. Nelthrope was another cop who sued with Brown, both alleging their careers were ruined because of their involvement in an internal affairs investigation that could have led to the discovery of extramarital philandering by Kilpatrick.

Damn Kwame I hope that cha' cha' was worth it.. Now THIS is what you can truly call some million dollar p*#$y!!

The: "Celebrity Look Alike" Picture of the Day

Ummm, I don't really think there's any need to point out the obvious here!! Well maybe I do, neither of these women are named Beyonce and only one is related to her..

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.2

Tyra Banks last night in New York or another Madamn Toussad's masterpiece.

Speak on it!!

TODAY'S HOT & DEFINITELY NOT! vol.3

Young, elegant and fresh model Chanel Iman along with a very tired looking Vivica Fox both attend a Samsung event in New York last night. Auntie Viv should be embarrassed looking like a somebody's old ass stripper in that sequined catsuit and matching hot pink sandals and hat. Good Lawd!! Time to fold up the pole and take it home Auntie Viv..

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Tatum Bell *former* Detroit Lion

Detroit running back Rudi Johnson said Wednesday that Tatum Bell the player who was waived to make room for him on the Lions' roster took his luggage from team headquarters.

"All this happened when he got released," Johnson said. "He came in to get some stuff out of his locker and that's when he scooped up the bags."

The two Gucci bags that he had received as a Pro Bowl gift were taken from inside the team's headquarters.

However, shortly after Johnson praised Bell to the media, team security director Ricky Sandoval showed him footage from the team's surveillance system."Ricky showed me the tape Tuesday afternoon," Johnson said. "What makes this crazy is that I've talked to him after games, and I talked to him a couple hours prior to this -- I guess it was before he found out he was going to be released."

Johnson said a woman returned the bags to the practice facility Tuesday evening, but that the contents were gone.

"I got the bags back -- empty," he said. "So he's got a bunch of my underclothes. What he's going to do with that, I don't know. He's got some socks and boxers."

Johnson said he was also still missing about $200 in cash along with his ID and the credit cards, but said that he did not plan to involve the authorities.

"I don't need the police for this," he said. "I got my bags back and the credit cards are canceled."

Johnson did speak with Bell after the bags were returned.

"I didn't want to talk to him, but I let him know where I stand," he said. "He knows how I feel about it, and it isn't anything positive."

I find this totally hilarious.. This nicca had a total case of BITCHASSNESS.. AHAHAHAHAAHA!! That's probably why he got cut in the first place. There is no place for BITCHASSNESS on the football field.. You might get killed!

My Baby Daddy of the Week

André Lauren Benjamin (born May 27, 1975) better known by his stage name André 3000, is an American rapper-singer, multi-instrumentalist, and actor, best known for his work in the group OutKast.

Personal life
Benjamin is a strict vegetarian. In 2004, alongside Alicia Silverstone, André was voted by PETA to be the 'World's Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity.He also has a son with ex partner Erykah Badu named Seven Sirius Benjamin. He is also childhood friends with Fonzworth Bentley.

Oh Andre Benjamin, if I could have you, You would be the only meat I'd eat ;-)!

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FASHION PAUSE! Mama Lopez in this month's Elle

She's Back Bitches!!

The Obvious News Story of the Day: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass Got Robbed"

Undefeated boxing champion and ultimate show-off, Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s Las Vegas mansion was recently robbed on August 17, reports NBC News affiliate Channel 3/KVBC.com.

Cops say an unidentified male, along with three others broke into the legendary fighter's home through a window and stole around $7 million worth of jewelry.

Mayweather issued a $100,000 cash reward for information leading to the return of his property. An investigation firm in Atlanta is handling the case, and anyone with information about this crime, can call 678-457-5858.

So, his dumb ass didn't have no safe or an alarm... Somebody explain this scenario to me please, I'm confused... He is way too fine and too rich to be acting like a dumb ass, it hurts me to even call his cute ass a dumb ass. If you ask me it sounds as if he needs a woman like Queen Black Heart in his life to protect him...

John McCain picks his VP over the weekend and it's Britney Spears, Ya'll

Ok, it's not really Britney Spears but it is her in 10 years. John McCain's dumb old ass panicked and chose Sarah Palin, the Govenor of ALASKA to be his running mate. Not only does she have 5 kids and 1 of those being a pregnant unwed 17 year old, she's the Govenor of Alaska, a state with a population of only 650,000, to put this number is perspective the United States has a population of 300,000,000. McCain went overboard with this one.. Obama got this dude shook!

The: A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words" Post of the Day

Madonna and Jigsaw from the movie Saw.... Damn Madonna..I'm at a loss for words today over this one.