FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

Well, HELLLOOOOO Beautiful!!

Here is a stunning photo of Pamela Anderson that was taken 2 days ago at LAX... She's really aging quite beautifully don't you think, life looks as if it has been veryyyy kind to her... Just simply lovely!!

But on the real...She's defintitely a candidate for the "Know When To Say When" Awards sponsored by Coldbloodedtalk.com, hell we might even ask her to host.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

The They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day: When True Gangsta's Come Out to Play They Throwin' Shoes

As George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today a reporter in the room yelled “This is a farewell kiss, dog” as he threw his shoes at him . No, Really!!!

I must say to Bush's credit, he quick than a mutha' fucka" because he doged that shoe like a pro. For some reason he looks like he's totally comfortable with people throwing shoes at him. This just goes to show you, Bush had no idea what he was getting his ass into when he went to war in Iraq... "Iraq is clearly a place where yo opinion don't mean shit"

Oh Yes!! It's About to be on....

UH OH!!! It looks like Kim (The tone deaf white transvestite on the Real Housewives of Atlanta) is about to get that sorry ass wig knocked off by NeNe in this clip from the reunion show..
I can't stand a ho who wanna' try and jump bad when the camera is on... Ummm, Kim you know your 15 minutes will be up in like 15 mintues,the camera will go away permantently and guess who will STILL be looking for you to whoop that ass..

What in the Hell Kind of Fuckery is Brandy Wearing

Here is Brandy at the Century City mall over the firey weekend in LA (Santa Ana winds + Retarded Meth Addicted Arsonists = Fires). Why....just....WHY. This type of shit makes me want to cuss her ass out... But you now what? i shouldn't be so quick to jump to conslusions, maybe she was just chased by a slasher and escaped with her life and she's just at the mall to buy some new jeans... Yeah, I'll go with that, because nothing else makes any sense at all.

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol.1

Wow, what a colorful bunch this crew makes! T-Pain and Lil' Mama clearly have jacked their style from The MadHatter.... Uh, when exactly did dressing like a circus clown become the thing to do?

See more of Lil' Mama's interesting creations here , here and here

Funny Shit of the Day vol.2 - Bristol Palin appears on Maury Pauvich

What??? Am I wrong?? You can't tell me that ain't Bristol... I can't wait until the Republicans try and deny this one.. LOL!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Britney Spears *former* American Pop Star

So, Britney Spears won 3 VMA's last night which was completely uncalled for. She won Video of the Year, Female Video of the Year and Pop Video of the Year, for her "Piece of Me" video, beating out the Rhiannas, Chris Browns and Pussycat Dolls of the world. This is exactly why this Bitch is Delusional. Take a look of this "Piece of Trash" video below:


Piece Of Me Video

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Tatum Bell *former* Detroit Lion

Detroit running back Rudi Johnson said Wednesday that Tatum Bell the player who was waived to make room for him on the Lions' roster took his luggage from team headquarters.

"All this happened when he got released," Johnson said. "He came in to get some stuff out of his locker and that's when he scooped up the bags."

The two Gucci bags that he had received as a Pro Bowl gift were taken from inside the team's headquarters.

However, shortly after Johnson praised Bell to the media, team security director Ricky Sandoval showed him footage from the team's surveillance system."Ricky showed me the tape Tuesday afternoon," Johnson said. "What makes this crazy is that I've talked to him after games, and I talked to him a couple hours prior to this -- I guess it was before he found out he was going to be released."

Johnson said a woman returned the bags to the practice facility Tuesday evening, but that the contents were gone.

"I got the bags back -- empty," he said. "So he's got a bunch of my underclothes. What he's going to do with that, I don't know. He's got some socks and boxers."

Johnson said he was also still missing about $200 in cash along with his ID and the credit cards, but said that he did not plan to involve the authorities.

"I don't need the police for this," he said. "I got my bags back and the credit cards are canceled."

Johnson did speak with Bell after the bags were returned.

"I didn't want to talk to him, but I let him know where I stand," he said. "He knows how I feel about it, and it isn't anything positive."

I find this totally hilarious.. This nicca had a total case of BITCHASSNESS.. AHAHAHAHAAHA!! That's probably why he got cut in the first place. There is no place for BITCHASSNESS on the football field.. You might get killed!