I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1,005

Here we go with more of the Jackson Family Wax Figure Whackness. A greased up Jermaine Jackson in London over the weekend or YET ANOTHER Madame Toussaud's masterpiece.

Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On

Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..

Culture Pause! Artist Ron Mueck

Ron Mueck (born 1958) is an Australian hyperrealist sculptor working in Great Britain.

Mueck's early career was as a model maker and puppeteer for children's television and films, notably the film Labyrinth for which he also contributed the voice of Ludo, and the Jim Henson series The Storyteller.

In the early 1990s, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick.

Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff’s nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since.





I'm sure this is probably some bizarre looking shit our "Co-Tern" will think is a relevant and important addition to our culture.. Awesome!!

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Will the REAL Tyra Please Speak UP: REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.4

OK, this wax figure swagger that Tyra insists on displaying on every red carpet is getting ridiculous. Will the real Tyra please speak! At this point, it's the only way I can tell her apart from the wax figure.

Overall she did look "fierce"' at the Fashion Rocks Awards tho.

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.3

Our favorite Stripper Auntie Viv outside of Regis and Kelly yesterday or yet another Madam Toussads wax masterpiece!!

Speak on it!

The: "Celebrity Look Alike" Picture of the Day

Ummm, I don't really think there's any need to point out the obvious here!! Well maybe I do, neither of these women are named Beyonce and only one is related to her..

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.2

Tyra Banks last night in New York or another Madamn Toussad's masterpiece.

Speak on it!!

FASHION PAUSE!

Uber Influential Fashion Designer Karl Largerfeld is coming out with a Teddy Bear in September that will be sold exclusively at Neiman Marcus. Only 2,500 will be produced and them joints will cost $1,500 A PIECE!! Whatever Dude!! When asked why a bear, this delusional mutha' fucka' said "Bears are very nice as long as your nice to them" Oh Really Now Karl.... Well me, I'm turning the fuck around and running the other way if I see a bear..but you do you Karl, Do you!!

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No Words Necessary

I aint even gotta say anything, Yall know exactly what I'm thinkin!

P.C.P

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1

Possible Michael Jackson citing in Las Vegas Wednesday or a Madam Tussaud's masterpiece?!? Speak on it.