FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

The They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day: When True Gangsta's Come Out to Play They Throwin' Shoes

As George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today a reporter in the room yelled “This is a farewell kiss, dog” as he threw his shoes at him . No, Really!!!

I must say to Bush's credit, he quick than a mutha' fucka" because he doged that shoe like a pro. For some reason he looks like he's totally comfortable with people throwing shoes at him. This just goes to show you, Bush had no idea what he was getting his ass into when he went to war in Iraq... "Iraq is clearly a place where yo opinion don't mean shit"

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Plaxico Burress *soon to be former* NY Giant Shoots Himself in the Leg

(You know this is what he was lookin' like up in the club after he shot himself...lol)
But, Ok.. Let me explain this shit to you in it's whole ignant' ass entirety.. So this fine dumb ass, NY Giant Wide Reciever Plaxico Burress, shot himself in the leg Friday night at the Latin Quarter, a sprawling 15,000-square-foot restaurant and club in midtown Manhattan.
A league official said that the bullet went through the skin and muscle tissue of Burress' right thigh but did not hit any major arteries, and that there were no broken bones.
Now he has been charged with two felony counts of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree Monday and released on a $100,000 bond but still faces 3/12 to 15 yrs in prison, this scenario is highly unlikely if he pleads guilty to a lesser charge and them will probably only be setenced to probabtion.
This fool has a $35 million contract with the Giants which could now be in jeapordy because you know the NFL don't play when it comes to Niggarish Behavior. They will yank a nigga's contract and get alllll they money back with the quicknes, you can just ask Dog Abuser Mike Vick about that.

Damn Plaxico... From catching the WINNING TOUCHDOWN at last year's Superbowl to this fiasco.. all I can say is "You Done FUCKED Up now kid, You done FUCKED UP!!"

Once again.. The phrase for the day is... "Know When to Say When" Let's all say it together.

What in the Hell Kind of Fuckery is Brandy Wearing

Here is Brandy at the Century City mall over the firey weekend in LA (Santa Ana winds + Retarded Meth Addicted Arsonists = Fires). Why....just....WHY. This type of shit makes me want to cuss her ass out... But you now what? i shouldn't be so quick to jump to conslusions, maybe she was just chased by a slasher and escaped with her life and she's just at the mall to buy some new jeans... Yeah, I'll go with that, because nothing else makes any sense at all.

The Obvious News of the Day Story: McCain Volunteer's "Mutilation" Story Made Up

A McCain campaign volunteer who reported that a tall black man robbed her and then cut a "B" onto her cheek after seeing a McCain bumper sticker on her car has been given a polygraph test because of "inconsistencies" in her story, police said.

Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.

Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.

Richard said police have not ruled out that the woman was attacked as she claimed, and said inconsistencies deal primarily with how she described the attack.

The report of the attack Thursday prompted the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, to call Todd expressing their concern. Barack Obama's campaign also issued a statement wishing Todd well and hoping the attacker would be swiftly brought to justice.

UPDATE: A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.

DUMB BITCH!

Annoyed!

Looking at this picture of Sarah Palin annoys the hell out of me... She's such a fucking idiot.
Her make-up artist Ms. Strozzi, is the highest staffer on the Palin Vice Presidential campaign. She was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone, according to the records. The campaign categorized Ms. Strozzi's payment as "PERSONNEL SVC/EQUIPMENT." The payment on Oct. 10 made Ms. Strozzi the single highest-paid individual in the campaign for that two-week period.
I would think that Sarah might want to spend more of her money on a fuckin' Political Science tutor.