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Friday, October 31, 2008
Queen Black Heart is in L.O.V.E.
T. J. Holmes (born August 19, 1977, in Arkansas) is a weekend anchor with CNN/US, based in the network's headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Holmes joined CNN in September 2006, and currently helms the Saturday and Sunday morning newscasts and the weekend edition of CNN Newsroom. His co-anchor on these programs is Betty Nguyen. Before joining CNN, Holmes had been an anchor for the San Francisco Bay Area NBC affiliate KNTV. Holmes graduated from the University of Arkansas with a bachelor's degree in broadcast journalism.
Wow......just....Wow!! I hear birds chirping.
Thursday, October 30, 2008
McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN
Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Sunday, October 26, 2008
REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1,005
Friday, October 24, 2008
The Obvious News of the Day Story: McCain Volunteer's "Mutilation" Story Made Up
A McCain campaign volunteer who reported that a tall black man robbed her and then cut a "B" onto her cheek after seeing a McCain bumper sticker on her car has been given a polygraph test because of "inconsistencies" in her story, police said.
Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.
Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.
Richard said police have not ruled out that the woman was attacked as she claimed, and said inconsistencies deal primarily with how she described the attack.
The report of the attack Thursday prompted the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, to call Todd expressing their concern. Barack Obama's campaign also issued a statement wishing Todd well and hoping the attacker would be swiftly brought to justice.
UPDATE: A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.
DUMB BITCH!
Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.
Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.
Richard said police have not ruled out that the woman was attacked as she claimed, and said inconsistencies deal primarily with how she described the attack.
The report of the attack Thursday prompted the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, to call Todd expressing their concern. Barack Obama's campaign also issued a statement wishing Todd well and hoping the attacker would be swiftly brought to justice.
UPDATE: A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.
DUMB BITCH!
Annoyed!
Looking at this picture of Sarah Palin annoys the hell out of me... She's such a fucking idiot.
Her make-up artist Ms. Strozzi, is the highest staffer on the Palin Vice Presidential campaign. She was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone, according to the records. The campaign categorized Ms. Strozzi's payment as "PERSONNEL SVC/EQUIPMENT." The payment on Oct. 10 made Ms. Strozzi the single highest-paid individual in the campaign for that two-week period.
I would think that Sarah might want to spend more of her money on a fuckin' Political Science tutor.
Her make-up artist Ms. Strozzi, is the highest staffer on the Palin Vice Presidential campaign. She was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone, according to the records. The campaign categorized Ms. Strozzi's payment as "PERSONNEL SVC/EQUIPMENT." The payment on Oct. 10 made Ms. Strozzi the single highest-paid individual in the campaign for that two-week period.
I would think that Sarah might want to spend more of her money on a fuckin' Political Science tutor.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On
Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..
Funny Shit of the Day vol.3 - Collapsible Chair
Am I the only one who saw the "Chairperson" fall out the chair or what? Because homegirl just kept talking like that didn't just happen...
Labels:
Confusing Behavior,
Funny Ass Sh*t
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: DEA Officer Shoots HIMSELF in the leg
Lee Paige a DEA Agency is suing the government for violating his privacy. Agent Paige accidentally shot himself in the thigh during a gun safety lecture where he was addressing a classroom full of kids. The video wound up on the Internet and now he wants to sue. He better be glad didn't no parent sue his ass for putting their child in danger. Now this ain't all that funny because it could have been much worse, but since it wasn't, it's hella funny considering the gun goes off just as he's telling the kids he's THE ONLY ONE qualified to hold the gun. Towards the end of the video his dumb ass asks his partner to hand him what looks like some kind of assault rifle and the kids start yelling at him to PUT IT DOWN AND this fool has the nerve to try and tell them not to worry because it's not loaded... Yo, Get Da' Fuck OUTTA here you non-knowing how to handle a weapon mutha fucka'
Labels:
Delusional,
Losers,
Scary Mutha' Fucka's
Monday, October 20, 2008
HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...
Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!
The "OG" Shit Talkin' Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Dies
Mr. Blackwell, the fashion critic with a sharp tongue and a strong distaste for gaudy celebrity fashion, died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was 86.
His annual worst dressed list -- released each January -- pulled no punches and took a pithy tone when dealing with star's fashion faux pas. His last list said Victoria "Posh" Spice "can really wreck-em" and likened Mary-Kate Olsen to a "tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane."
We'll miss his mean-spirited, but entertaining, take on celebrity fashion. In honor of Mr. Blackwell we have comprised our own Top 10 Worst Dressed List.
1. Mariah "Mimi" Carey 2. Aretha "Big O' Titty" Franklin 3. Britney "Twit Brain" Spears 4. Aubrey "I have no job because I'm Hollywood Trash O'Day" 5. Christina "I Wear Entirely Tooooo Much Make-up, like Aubrey O'Day" Aguilera 6. Lil' "I'm Irrelevant" Mama 7. Tracy "Tacky Fake-ASS" Bigham 8. New "Trash Mouth" York 9. Amy "Please Somebody Save My Life" Winehouse and 10. Courtney "The Original Blond Piece of Hollywood Trash" Love.
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G - Obama Rally in St. Louis
Here is Barack Obama and 100,000 of his friends getting together under the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on Saturday. And this isn't even his largest crowd to date to show up to a rally, 200,000 people showed up in Berlin GERMANY on July 24th to hear his European Address.
Seems like the WHOLE WORLD gets it.. I hope America can.
Meanwhile, let's take a gander at what was going on with the 7,000 people who showed up to hear John McCain speak in Concord, NC on the same day. McCain labeled Obama's proposed tax cuts "phony" and called the "McCain-Palin tax cut the real thing."
Curiously, I couldn't find a picture of the rather thin crowd at Insane McCain's rally, so I posted this one instead... Ummm Yeah John, Shut your old wrinkly ass up and go eat a prune!
I don't care what anybody says.... It's pretty much a wrap for John McCain. Only one word comes to mind when I think about his campaigning tactics at this point.... PATHETIC!! It's really kind of sad when you think about it.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Supporters come out to hear Sarah Palin speak at a KKK Rally in Ohio
oh sorry I got confused.. Republican Rally in Ohio on October 13th
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Little Bo Peep Done Grown UP and OUT!
What in the Bearded Lady Hell Kind of Hairy Look is This???
click photo for close up (if you dare)
This beard belongs to Madonna who is worth over 500 MILLION dollars. The only excuse for this hairy madness growing on her face must be due to Kaballah or DAMNIT, I'm going to have to ask "Is Madonna a man?" Can someone please provide me with a reasonable explanation for this...
This beard belongs to Madonna who is worth over 500 MILLION dollars. The only excuse for this hairy madness growing on her face must be due to Kaballah or DAMNIT, I'm going to have to ask "Is Madonna a man?" Can someone please provide me with a reasonable explanation for this...
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
The: This Will NEVER get old video of the Day - Vol 1. "Aubrey O'Day's Ass Get's Fired - FINALLY!!"
AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!
Now THIS will never get old...
Nor THIS!
I hope somebody who loves her already called up the Betty Ford Clinic or AA and reserved her a bed, because they have a new resident who's due to arrive any day now..
Now THIS will never get old...
Nor THIS!
I hope somebody who loves her already called up the Betty Ford Clinic or AA and reserved her a bed, because they have a new resident who's due to arrive any day now..
Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker - Vol. 1
I decided to name this post Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker - Vol. 1, because, clearly there will be more to come.. But it could have just as easy been titled: The: They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day" You know your girl, Beyonce just don't give a fuck when it comes to jackin' someone elses swagger.. I mean if it ain't Tina Turner, then it's Diana Ross and if not her then it's Ciara - "Like A Boy" anyone???????? She is to fly for that shit... or perhaps the problem is, she's not that fly at all!!
Here is Beyonce's new video "Put a Ring on It" and as you can clearly see, this heffa done swagger jacked "The Fosse's" - She otta' be ashamed. She shoulda' just stayed her ass in Destiny's Child if this is what she's doing.
Our Girls, The Fosse's- Once again! It just doesn't get old!!
Here is Beyonce's new video "Put a Ring on It" and as you can clearly see, this heffa done swagger jacked "The Fosse's" - She otta' be ashamed. She shoulda' just stayed her ass in Destiny's Child if this is what she's doing.
Our Girls, The Fosse's- Once again! It just doesn't get old!!
Labels:
They Just Dont Give a F*ck
Well Alright then Ladies - Walk it Out!!
Somebody who I'll just call my hero put this masterpiece together of Gwen Verdon, star of stage and screen, dancing Bob Fosse’s three-and-a-half-minute “Mexican Breakfast” to UNK's Walk it Out!! Now, let me really explain the genius of it all. The original routine was done in the 60's...
THE ORIGINAL
GENIUS!!
THE ORIGINAL
GENIUS!!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Well Aint this some BULLSHIT
Thursday, October 2, 2008
The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 4
Obviously, The "Swarovski Princess" and "Miss Piggy Biker Edition Inspired" rapper Trina doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things these days. Trina recently performed again just to let us know this.
Labels:
Confusing Behavior,
Delusional,
Trend Overload,
Try Again
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