Not only are we back but so is Mariah with "new" old sounding music

Don't even ask where we've been just be happy we're back bitches!! Let's just pick right back up where we left off and that's questioning what the hell these fools be thinking about.

So apparently Mariah "MiMi" Carey is back with new music after giving birth to "dem" babies a few years ago. She supposedly thinks she's coming back hard with her new song "Triumphant (Get'Em) featuring Meek Mill and Rick Ross. The video was directed by her lame-o husband Nick Cannon.

Check out this dated piece trash below. Mariah is looking better than ever and for that we welcome her back with open arms but the sound is very tired...

I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The "I'm Probably Going to Hell" Post of the Day, Vol 1 - Stevie Wonder to be on DWTS

Stevie Wonder has been approached to become the first blind celebrity to take part in hit TV show "Dancing with the Stars," and he's seriously considering the idea.
Speaking to Los Angeles DJ Valentine on Wednesday, Wonder said, "It's not impossible but right now it's just a thought ... I think it would be fun."

I'm sorry, but nothing about these pictures below looks fun, fun-E perhaps, but not exactly my idea of fun... Maybe Stevie is "seeing" another possible scenario..[source]

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 - Know When to Say When

Here is Tina Turner at what I pray ta' GAWD is her last concert tour ever... She took that shit back to the Mad Max days... Sad thing is that you know Beyonce's ass will probably jack this look.. lol

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol. 3

Meagan might want to think about moving that part to the side just a tad.

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 4

Obviously, The "Swarovski Princess" and "Miss Piggy Biker Edition Inspired" rapper Trina doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things these days. Trina recently performed again just to let us know this.

Aubrey O'Day 's Dog Doesn't Even Like Her Ass!

Look at him trying to escape... here!

Doesn't want to be photographed with her.... here!!

Just said Fuck IT!! I guess this is my life...here.


Speak on it!

The Obvious News Story of the Day: " Aubrey O'Day Always Fucks Everything Up"

Overheard at a VMA Pre-Party …



… several of the Danity Kane girls, talking about their group breaking up soon, because Aubrey O’Day is “fucking everything up.”

Aubrey’s actually in this photo, taken yesterday.

She’s the one hiding behind the scary clown mask.

P.S. I'm Baaaccckkk....... Sorry I've been M.I.A., but unlike Queen Black Heart, I actually work! :-P

What in the "Aubry O'Day" HELL Kind of Look is This?!?!

Christina Aguilara Sunday night at an after-party for the VMA's.... Somebody needs to come put this looney genie back in the bottle if you ask me..

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Britney Spears *former* American Pop Star

So, Britney Spears won 3 VMA's last night which was completely uncalled for. She won Video of the Year, Female Video of the Year and Pop Video of the Year, for her "Piece of Me" video, beating out the Rhiannas, Chris Browns and Pussycat Dolls of the world. This is exactly why this Bitch is Delusional. Take a look of this "Piece of Trash" video below:


Piece Of Me Video

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!!

Once again Solange has won the award.. NOOOO, not Song of the Year, Video of the Year or R&B Singer of the Year. She done won the "The They Just Don't Give a F*ck Photo of the Day!!" Here is Solange at the Fashion Rocks concert Friday night wearing some Christmas Tree Tinsel Bullshit.. No maam' Try Again.

Princess Coldest B*tch come get ya' gurl!

TODAY'S HOT & DEFINITELY NOT! vol.3

Young, elegant and fresh model Chanel Iman along with a very tired looking Vivica Fox both attend a Samsung event in New York last night. Auntie Viv should be embarrassed looking like a somebody's old ass stripper in that sequined catsuit and matching hot pink sandals and hat. Good Lawd!! Time to fold up the pole and take it home Auntie Viv..

John McCain picks his VP over the weekend and it's Britney Spears, Ya'll

Ok, it's not really Britney Spears but it is her in 10 years. John McCain's dumb old ass panicked and chose Sarah Palin, the Govenor of ALASKA to be his running mate. Not only does she have 5 kids and 1 of those being a pregnant unwed 17 year old, she's the Govenor of Alaska, a state with a population of only 650,000, to put this number is perspective the United States has a population of 300,000,000. McCain went overboard with this one.. Obama got this dude shook!

No Words Necessary

I aint even gotta say anything, Yall know exactly what I'm thinkin!

P.C.P

Oh Hell to the Naw

I Dunno who this B*tch is. But I swear this is what Aubrey O'Day is going to look like in 10 years. Fuck it! maybe even 3!

This chick is two seconds away from catching a UTI or a Yeast Infection!

P.C.P.

TODAY'S HOT & DEFINITELY NOT! vol.2

This is a prime example where less is more. This is Sanaa Lathan last night in LA on her way to the Verizon Pink Curve Party. Sanaa is looking sexy, classy and hell, like somebody who got they shit together, pay they bills on time and got good credit!! Melody Thornton on the other hand is looking waaaaay extra. Let me say that individually each piece she's rockin' is hot (i'm not blind,) but all together its just waaayyyy too much, it looks like Elle Magazine threw up on her ass. But hey she just might be on her way to do another Pussycat Dolls Video, a place where this outfit would be totally acceptable.. Tough Call, but Less is ALWAYS MORE ladies..

Diddy Tells Aubrey O'Day on National TV That She Looks Like Trash!! And it's About Damn Time

Tuesday night on Making the Band 5, Diddy straight up had to tell Aubrey that she looks like trash and she's dragging the group down in the gutter with her (well he didn't say that last part, but he might as well have).. We here at ColdBloodedTalk BEEN done said that shit about her.. But unfortuntely, as you can see from this picture above, she clearly doesn't understand what trash is.. Look at her sorry ass (below) try and talk back to Diddy! Straight Comedy!

TODAY'S HOT & DEFINITELY NOT!

Kim K, we know you're a black dick loving whore, but we do love your style. We will be for sure copping some fringe boots for the winter and we're loving that flash of fringe on the cami top too.. We see you girl!! AND Star... Star, Star, Star, Star, Star.. My have you lost your twinkle, you look like you need a twinkie, a nap and that Herve Leger dress in a scope neck!!