The: "Ode to Mickey Rourke's Former Face" Post of the Day

Soooo, I just finished watching "The Wrestler" , an independent movie staring Mickey Rourke that opened last week. You remember Mickey Rourke right? Mickey Rourke from Nine 1/2 Weeks Mickey Rourke!! The OG Fine White Guy I just might have to date Mickey Rourke.... This Mickey Rourke that you see in the picture below...
WELLLL, to my horror he wasn't in the movie at all, they decided to cast Frankenstein as the lead instead of him... I was so disappointed and confused... But I must say, that this is Frankenstein's finest work in a long time. Once I accepted that Mickey wasn't in the film at all, I thoroughly enjoyed how Frankenstein played the role. This is a must see movie. You can watch it online here for free, but ya' betta' not tell nobody who told you about this site...shhhhh.. Here is a photo from the film where Frankenstein plays a down and out wrestler from jersey who is at life's crossroads...AND, NO THIS IS NOT A MASK HE IS WEARING
Wonderful performance by Marissa Tomei btw... Anybody who can keep a straight face while acting along side Frankenstein deserves an Oscar... BRAVO MARISSA, BRAVOOOOO

Well, HELLLOOOOO Beautiful!!

Here is a stunning photo of Pamela Anderson that was taken 2 days ago at LAX... She's really aging quite beautifully don't you think, life looks as if it has been veryyyy kind to her... Just simply lovely!!

But on the real...She's defintitely a candidate for the "Know When To Say When" Awards sponsored by Coldbloodedtalk.com, hell we might even ask her to host.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

The They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day: When True Gangsta's Come Out to Play They Throwin' Shoes

As George Bush gave a surprise news conference in Iraq today a reporter in the room yelled “This is a farewell kiss, dog” as he threw his shoes at him . No, Really!!!

I must say to Bush's credit, he quick than a mutha' fucka" because he doged that shoe like a pro. For some reason he looks like he's totally comfortable with people throwing shoes at him. This just goes to show you, Bush had no idea what he was getting his ass into when he went to war in Iraq... "Iraq is clearly a place where yo opinion don't mean shit"

Oh Yes!! It's About to be on....

UH OH!!! It looks like Kim (The tone deaf white transvestite on the Real Housewives of Atlanta) is about to get that sorry ass wig knocked off by NeNe in this clip from the reunion show..
I can't stand a ho who wanna' try and jump bad when the camera is on... Ummm, Kim you know your 15 minutes will be up in like 15 mintues,the camera will go away permantently and guess who will STILL be looking for you to whoop that ass..

Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On

Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: DEA Officer Shoots HIMSELF in the leg

Lee Paige a DEA Agency is suing the government for violating his privacy. Agent Paige accidentally shot himself in the thigh during a gun safety lecture where he was addressing a classroom full of kids. The video wound up on the Internet and now he wants to sue. He better be glad didn't no parent sue his ass for putting their child in danger. Now this ain't all that funny because it could have been much worse, but since it wasn't, it's hella funny considering the gun goes off just as he's telling the kids he's THE ONLY ONE qualified to hold the gun. Towards the end of the video his dumb ass asks his partner to hand him what looks like some kind of assault rifle and the kids start yelling at him to PUT IT DOWN AND this fool has the nerve to try and tell them not to worry because it's not loaded... Yo, Get Da' Fuck OUTTA here you non-knowing how to handle a weapon mutha fucka'

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

Supporters come out to hear Sarah Palin speak at a KKK Rally in Ohio

oh sorry I got confused.. Republican Rally in Ohio on October 13th

News Flash: John McCain and Sarah Palin Don't Like Women - Very Important READ!!

I guess Sarah doesn't consider herself in the "woman category" because as she said.. "She's a pitbull with lipstick"

The more I learn about Sarah Palin, the more I see Sarah Palin, the more concerned I become about the future of this country...

I know this is a long read but its worth it.
Click Here to take a look at McCain's and Palin's voting history on women's issues:

I rest my case!!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Sarah Palin interviewed on ABC News

Watch this very frightening video of Sarah Palin being asked by Charlie Gibson her opinion on the "Bush Doctrine." She has no fuckin' clue whatsoever about what he's referring to.



Charlie was looking at her like:. NO, YOU DUMB BITCH, I SAID THE BUSH DOCTRINE

I mean, I didn't know what it was either, but then again I'm not running for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKIN' STATES OF AMERICA!!!!! OHHH JEEZUS, ALASKA COME GET YA' GURL!

But on the real, is this really the best the Republicans could do? Do they feel so entitled to the White House that they don't even feel the need to run a qualified candidate?

Don't Make Kanye MAD!! You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Mad!! Kanye Arrested Today at LAX....

Watch the Kanye arrest incident here:

Yo!! You peep how Kanye just walked back to the line like that didn't just happen...


I Guess Yeezy don't play that shit... i'm scared...

Funny Shit of the Day

While visiting one of my Favorite Blogs, Kanye West, posted this Funny Ass Video titled, Black Man in Elevator. The Title pretty much speaks for itself.



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The Obvious News Story of the Day: " Aubrey O'Day Always Fucks Everything Up"

Overheard at a VMA Pre-Party …



… several of the Danity Kane girls, talking about their group breaking up soon, because Aubrey O’Day is “fucking everything up.”

Aubrey’s actually in this photo, taken yesterday.

She’s the one hiding behind the scary clown mask.

P.S. I'm Baaaccckkk....... Sorry I've been M.I.A., but unlike Queen Black Heart, I actually work! :-P

The: A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words" Post of the Day

Madonna and Jigsaw from the movie Saw.... Damn Madonna..I'm at a loss for words today over this one.

No Words Necessary

I aint even gotta say anything, Yall know exactly what I'm thinkin!

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Rotten Mouthed Mutha' Fucka'

So, Lil' Wayne's ignorant lil' ass skipped court on Tuesday in Arizona because of doctor's orders. He's currently under medical care for a condition that involves his teeth.

I knew he looked like his breath stank!! I mean that shit can't be healthy.. Ewwww!! Brush yo' teeth, take out the damn grill and brush your teeth every damn day Wayne.. I bet he probably got doo doo tracks in his draws as well... Ol' lil' nasty mutha' fucka'!!

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REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1

Possible Michael Jackson citing in Las Vegas Wednesday or a Madam Tussaud's masterpiece?!? Speak on it.

Some Funny Ass Shit!

So I came across this video and thought damn this is what Queen Black Heart Sounds Like when she's cuzzin B*tches out (which is like everyday).

Just yesterday she cussed out our intern, and boy was that hillarious!

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The Irrelevant News Story of the Day: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass is Headed Back to Jail!!"

Well, when he wakes up that is.. Apparently..... Hip-hop entrepreneur "Suge" Knight is in the Clark County Detention Center after police found him holding a knife and standing over a woman believed to be his girlfriend.
Knight, 43, is charged with assault with a deadly weapon, battery domestic violence, possession of a esctasy and possession of Hydrocodone (That's that Sizzrup Shit ..) without a prescription, police said.
Officers arrived at 3282 Spring Mountain Road about 6:39 a.m. today, police said. During their investigation, officers learned that the woman is Knight's girlfriend of three years and that they had been arguing.
Knight allegedly punched the woman in the head as he was driving. In an effort to escape, the woman grabbed the steering wheel and the vehicle hit the curb, police said.
The woman then fled the vehicle and Knight allegedly started to chase her on foot with a knife, catching up with her as officers arrived, police said.

Suge, go take another nap.. Damn!

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