Showing posts with label Fine Dumb Asses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fine Dumb Asses. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Plaxico Burress *soon to be former* NY Giant Shoots Himself in the Leg

(You know this is what he was lookin' like up in the club after he shot himself...lol)
But, Ok.. Let me explain this shit to you in it's whole ignant' ass entirety.. So this fine dumb ass, NY Giant Wide Reciever Plaxico Burress, shot himself in the leg Friday night at the Latin Quarter, a sprawling 15,000-square-foot restaurant and club in midtown Manhattan.
A league official said that the bullet went through the skin and muscle tissue of Burress' right thigh but did not hit any major arteries, and that there were no broken bones.
Now he has been charged with two felony counts of criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree Monday and released on a $100,000 bond but still faces 3/12 to 15 yrs in prison, this scenario is highly unlikely if he pleads guilty to a lesser charge and them will probably only be setenced to probabtion.
This fool has a $35 million contract with the Giants which could now be in jeapordy because you know the NFL don't play when it comes to Niggarish Behavior. They will yank a nigga's contract and get alllll they money back with the quicknes, you can just ask Dog Abuser Mike Vick about that.

Damn Plaxico... From catching the WINNING TOUCHDOWN at last year's Superbowl to this fiasco.. all I can say is "You Done FUCKED Up now kid, You done FUCKED UP!!"

Once again.. The phrase for the day is... "Know When to Say When" Let's all say it together.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Obvious News Story of the Day: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass Got Robbed"



Undefeated boxing champion and ultimate show-off, Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s Las Vegas mansion was recently robbed on August 17, reports NBC News affiliate Channel 3/KVBC.com.

Cops say an unidentified male, along with three others broke into the legendary fighter's home through a window and stole around $7 million worth of jewelry.

Mayweather issued a $100,000 cash reward for information leading to the return of his property. An investigation firm in Atlanta is handling the case, and anyone with information about this crime, can call 678-457-5858.

So, his dumb ass didn't have no safe or an alarm... Somebody explain this scenario to me please, I'm confused... He is way too fine and too rich to be acting like a dumb ass, it hurts me to even call his cute ass a dumb ass. If you ask me it sounds as if he needs a woman like Queen Black Heart in his life to protect him...