OOOOO, HE MUST GOT A LIL' INDIAN IN HIS FAMILY

OH...AND A WHOLE LOTTA' SUGA TOO!!

A collage of hairstyle's from Real from Real Chance of Love on VH1

FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

The "Like Mother Like Daughter" Post of the Day

Don't even ask me no dumbass questions either... YES, that is her mom... lol

SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 2

Adolf Merckle, one of Germany’s wealthiest men, committed suicide after weeks of talks with creditors designed to save his businesses from being consumed by disastrous investments and the global financial crisis.

The billionaire, 74, was said by his family to have been “broken” by the sight of his business empire, which ranged from pharmaceuticals to cement, crumbling. He died on Monday evening, apparently hit by a train a few hundred metres from his home in southern Germany.

His personal worth was estimated at more than $9bn by Forbes magazine, while his companies’ combined turnover was €30bn ($40bn), and he was described as Germany’s fifth richest man.

hmmmm, Can't imagine that you went from a $40Billion to $0 balance in your bank account... Was it really so bad you had to throw yourself in front of a train... These mutha' fucka's is trippin', according to my bank account balance I should have ended it all Loonnngggg agooooooo...