
A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one.
(**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million.
(**Get in line, Get in line**)Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” -
(**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album.
(**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko.
(**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground.
(**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)