FAUX SUICIDE WATCH - The Executive Edition Vol. 3

An Indiana magistrate issued an arrest warrant today for businessman Marcus Schrenker, who authorities said appears to have disappeared on a motorcycle after parachuting from his plane Sunday in Alabama in an effort to fake his death. Schrenker, 38, has been on the lam since Sunday after faking a distress call and secretly parachuting out of a plane that later crashed in East Milton.

Authorities believe Schrenker, president of Heritage Wealth Management in Fishers, Ind., was trying to escape legal and financial troubles involving hundreds of thousands of dollars and allegations of fraud.

“I embarrassed my family for the last time,” Britt quoted Schrenker as saying. “By the time you read this I’ll be gone.”

There's way more to this little story and you can read ithere.

I guess he thought he'd try and jump on the Executive Suicide Wave that has been going on lately... unfortuntely for him looks like he couldn't manage money or manage to fake his own death.... loser.

Nigga-ish Behavior #12749504

Come on now --- Mickey D's!!!!! That's just plain ghettoness/nigga-ish behavior

I'm Going to Slap the Shit outta' Ronald McDonald

Look at this coon ass McDonald's commercial below... They need to cease with this "urban" marketing strategy immediately

or maybe it would make more sense if they just cast Michael as the lead being that he has decided to start dressing like the Hamburglar in a sari. Peep the picture below of MJ in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 5 - Know When to Say When

Here is Tina Turner at what I pray ta' GAWD is her last concert tour ever... She took that shit back to the Mad Max days... Sad thing is that you know Beyonce's ass will probably jack this look.. lol

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.2 - "Still Jackin"

Ummmm yeah... I told you all i would be back with more of evidence of Beyonce's continuing Swagger Jackin Ways'... She really just doesn't seem to have any style of her own.... She stay not giving a FUCK...Check out her Glamour Shots "inspired" by my gurl Rihanna.. At least I can admit that I JACKED this picture from Perez Hilton's site.. hehe

What in the Hell Kind of Fuckery is Brandy Wearing

Here is Brandy at the Century City mall over the firey weekend in LA (Santa Ana winds + Retarded Meth Addicted Arsonists = Fires). Why....just....WHY. This type of shit makes me want to cuss her ass out... But you now what? i shouldn't be so quick to jump to conslusions, maybe she was just chased by a slasher and escaped with her life and she's just at the mall to buy some new jeans... Yeah, I'll go with that, because nothing else makes any sense at all.

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

In Case You're Wondering?

This is Halle Berry rockin' the Fro in Quebec yesterday.. hmmmmmmm, interesting.....

Funny Shit of the Day vol.3 - Collapsible Chair

Am I the only one who saw the "Chairperson" fall out the chair or what? Because homegirl just kept talking like that didn't just happen...

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

What in the Bearded Lady Hell Kind of Hairy Look is This???

click photo for close up (if you dare)
This beard belongs to Madonna who is worth over 500 MILLION dollars. The only excuse for this hairy madness growing on her face must be due to Kaballah or DAMNIT, I'm going to have to ask "Is Madonna a man?" Can someone please provide me with a reasonable explanation for this...

The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 4

Obviously, The "Swarovski Princess" and "Miss Piggy Biker Edition Inspired" rapper Trina doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things these days. Trina recently performed again just to let us know this.

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Sarah Palin interviewed on ABC News

Watch this very frightening video of Sarah Palin being asked by Charlie Gibson her opinion on the "Bush Doctrine." She has no fuckin' clue whatsoever about what he's referring to.



Charlie was looking at her like:. NO, YOU DUMB BITCH, I SAID THE BUSH DOCTRINE

I mean, I didn't know what it was either, but then again I'm not running for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKIN' STATES OF AMERICA!!!!! OHHH JEEZUS, ALASKA COME GET YA' GURL!

But on the real, is this really the best the Republicans could do? Do they feel so entitled to the White House that they don't even feel the need to run a qualified candidate?

No Karine Stephans, You Have "Ass Particles" in Your Mouth

Here is some video of SuperHoe.. oops, SuperHEAD (Aww Hell, What's the difference) talking about the Anal Beads her ex-husband left behind when she kicked him out.. Oh and if you didn't know her ex is, its Darius McCrary who used to play Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.



WHY MEN KEEP FUCKIN' WITH THIS WHORE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND... This hoe got some nerve caling someone a "dirty mutha fucka" But that shit is hella' funny tho. Below is a picture of Darius, just in case you run into his nasty ass in da' skreeets.

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Antonio Vasquez *The Sausage Attacker*

True Fuckin' Story: Check the Source if you don't believe me

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says the suspect, 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno, was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

Our forever beloved INTERN, ok, ok, ok... "co-worker" (she does get paid) brought this story to my immediate attention..

What in the hotdog hell is really going on here!! This story makes me feel funny about myself for some reason.. ewwww!!! this seems kinda' like getting a dick rubbed on your forehead or something.

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APB Alert: Looking for Princess Coldest B*tch!

If anyone's seen this little heffer let me know.. She got some explaining to do!

The: "They Just Don't Give a F*ck Video of the Day!!" - Sarah Palin's friends don't like her ass at ALL!

Watch this bizarre video below of Sarah Palin's "closet friends" talking about their homegirl Sarah. Is it just me or does it seem like there's a gang of moose hunters behind the camera pointing rifles at them forcing them to try and find something nice to say about they gurl. Only one of them broads even said she would vote for her... Now that says A LOT!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Britney Spears *former* American Pop Star

So, Britney Spears won 3 VMA's last night which was completely uncalled for. She won Video of the Year, Female Video of the Year and Pop Video of the Year, for her "Piece of Me" video, beating out the Rhiannas, Chris Browns and Pussycat Dolls of the world. This is exactly why this Bitch is Delusional. Take a look of this "Piece of Trash" video below:


Piece Of Me Video

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Tatum Bell *former* Detroit Lion

Detroit running back Rudi Johnson said Wednesday that Tatum Bell the player who was waived to make room for him on the Lions' roster took his luggage from team headquarters.

"All this happened when he got released," Johnson said. "He came in to get some stuff out of his locker and that's when he scooped up the bags."

The two Gucci bags that he had received as a Pro Bowl gift were taken from inside the team's headquarters.

However, shortly after Johnson praised Bell to the media, team security director Ricky Sandoval showed him footage from the team's surveillance system."Ricky showed me the tape Tuesday afternoon," Johnson said. "What makes this crazy is that I've talked to him after games, and I talked to him a couple hours prior to this -- I guess it was before he found out he was going to be released."

Johnson said a woman returned the bags to the practice facility Tuesday evening, but that the contents were gone.

"I got the bags back -- empty," he said. "So he's got a bunch of my underclothes. What he's going to do with that, I don't know. He's got some socks and boxers."

Johnson said he was also still missing about $200 in cash along with his ID and the credit cards, but said that he did not plan to involve the authorities.

"I don't need the police for this," he said. "I got my bags back and the credit cards are canceled."

Johnson did speak with Bell after the bags were returned.

"I didn't want to talk to him, but I let him know where I stand," he said. "He knows how I feel about it, and it isn't anything positive."

I find this totally hilarious.. This nicca had a total case of BITCHASSNESS.. AHAHAHAHAAHA!! That's probably why he got cut in the first place. There is no place for BITCHASSNESS on the football field.. You might get killed!