Oh Yes!! It's About to be on....

UH OH!!! It looks like Kim (The tone deaf white transvestite on the Real Housewives of Atlanta) is about to get that sorry ass wig knocked off by NeNe in this clip from the reunion show..
I can't stand a ho who wanna' try and jump bad when the camera is on... Ummm, Kim you know your 15 minutes will be up in like 15 mintues,the camera will go away permantently and guess who will STILL be looking for you to whoop that ass..

What in the Hell Kind of Fuckery is Brandy Wearing

Here is Brandy at the Century City mall over the firey weekend in LA (Santa Ana winds + Retarded Meth Addicted Arsonists = Fires). Why....just....WHY. This type of shit makes me want to cuss her ass out... But you now what? i shouldn't be so quick to jump to conslusions, maybe she was just chased by a slasher and escaped with her life and she's just at the mall to buy some new jeans... Yeah, I'll go with that, because nothing else makes any sense at all.

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

The Obvious News of the Day Story: McCain Volunteer's "Mutilation" Story Made Up

A McCain campaign volunteer who reported that a tall black man robbed her and then cut a "B" onto her cheek after seeing a McCain bumper sticker on her car has been given a polygraph test because of "inconsistencies" in her story, police said.

Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.

Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.

Richard said police have not ruled out that the woman was attacked as she claimed, and said inconsistencies deal primarily with how she described the attack.

The report of the attack Thursday prompted the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, to call Todd expressing their concern. Barack Obama's campaign also issued a statement wishing Todd well and hoping the attacker would be swiftly brought to justice.

UPDATE: A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.

DUMB BITCH!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: DEA Officer Shoots HIMSELF in the leg

Lee Paige a DEA Agency is suing the government for violating his privacy. Agent Paige accidentally shot himself in the thigh during a gun safety lecture where he was addressing a classroom full of kids. The video wound up on the Internet and now he wants to sue. He better be glad didn't no parent sue his ass for putting their child in danger. Now this ain't all that funny because it could have been much worse, but since it wasn't, it's hella funny considering the gun goes off just as he's telling the kids he's THE ONLY ONE qualified to hold the gun. Towards the end of the video his dumb ass asks his partner to hand him what looks like some kind of assault rifle and the kids start yelling at him to PUT IT DOWN AND this fool has the nerve to try and tell them not to worry because it's not loaded... Yo, Get Da' Fuck OUTTA here you non-knowing how to handle a weapon mutha fucka'

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G - Obama Rally in St. Louis

Here is Barack Obama and 100,000 of his friends getting together under the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on Saturday. And this isn't even his largest crowd to date to show up to a rally, 200,000 people showed up in Berlin GERMANY on July 24th to hear his European Address.
Seems like the WHOLE WORLD gets it.. I hope America can.

Meanwhile, let's take a gander at what was going on with the 7,000 people who showed up to hear John McCain speak in Concord, NC on the same day. McCain labeled Obama's proposed tax cuts "phony" and called the "McCain-Palin tax cut the real thing."

Curiously, I couldn't find a picture of the rather thin crowd at Insane McCain's rally, so I posted this one instead... Ummm Yeah John, Shut your old wrinkly ass up and go eat a prune!

I don't care what anybody says.... It's pretty much a wrap for John McCain. Only one word comes to mind when I think about his campaigning tactics at this point.... PATHETIC!! It's really kind of sad when you think about it.

The: This Will NEVER get old video of the Day - Vol 1. "Aubrey O'Day's Ass Get's Fired - FINALLY!!"

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!


Now THIS will never get old...

Nor THIS!


I hope somebody who loves her already called up the Betty Ford Clinic or AA and reserved her a bed, because they have a new resident who's due to arrive any day now..

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Aubrey O'Day 's Dog Doesn't Even Like Her Ass!

Look at him trying to escape... here!

Doesn't want to be photographed with her.... here!!

Just said Fuck IT!! I guess this is my life...here.


Speak on it!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Sarah Palin interviewed on ABC News

Watch this very frightening video of Sarah Palin being asked by Charlie Gibson her opinion on the "Bush Doctrine." She has no fuckin' clue whatsoever about what he's referring to.



Charlie was looking at her like:. NO, YOU DUMB BITCH, I SAID THE BUSH DOCTRINE

I mean, I didn't know what it was either, but then again I'm not running for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKIN' STATES OF AMERICA!!!!! OHHH JEEZUS, ALASKA COME GET YA' GURL!

But on the real, is this really the best the Republicans could do? Do they feel so entitled to the White House that they don't even feel the need to run a qualified candidate?

No Karine Stephans, You Have "Ass Particles" in Your Mouth

Here is some video of SuperHoe.. oops, SuperHEAD (Aww Hell, What's the difference) talking about the Anal Beads her ex-husband left behind when she kicked him out.. Oh and if you didn't know her ex is, its Darius McCrary who used to play Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.



WHY MEN KEEP FUCKIN' WITH THIS WHORE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND... This hoe got some nerve caling someone a "dirty mutha fucka" But that shit is hella' funny tho. Below is a picture of Darius, just in case you run into his nasty ass in da' skreeets.

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Antonio Vasquez *The Sausage Attacker*

True Fuckin' Story: Check the Source if you don't believe me

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says the suspect, 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno, was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

Our forever beloved INTERN, ok, ok, ok... "co-worker" (she does get paid) brought this story to my immediate attention..

What in the hotdog hell is really going on here!! This story makes me feel funny about myself for some reason.. ewwww!!! this seems kinda' like getting a dick rubbed on your forehead or something.

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The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass is Headed to Jail!!" vol. 2

Disgraced, Dishonarable, Discredited, Embarrassed, Humiliated AND Shamed Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has pleaded guilty, ending a nearly eight-month drama that has transfixed the region, paralyzed much of city business and halted a political career that once held such promise.

Kilpatrick pleaded guilty to two felony counts of obstructing justice by committing perjury. He will spend four months in jail, pay up to $1 million in restitution, and serve five years' probation. He also agreed not to run for office during that five-year span.

In January, the Free Press published text messages Kilpatrick and Beatty exchanged on city-issued pagers. The article showed the pair lied under oath when they testified in a police whistle-blower trial last year that they did not have an intimate relationship. They also gave misleading testimony about the firing of a top police official, Gary Brown. Nelthrope was another cop who sued with Brown, both alleging their careers were ruined because of their involvement in an internal affairs investigation that could have led to the discovery of extramarital philandering by Kilpatrick.

Damn Kwame I hope that cha' cha' was worth it.. Now THIS is what you can truly call some million dollar p*#$y!!

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Tatum Bell *former* Detroit Lion

Detroit running back Rudi Johnson said Wednesday that Tatum Bell the player who was waived to make room for him on the Lions' roster took his luggage from team headquarters.

"All this happened when he got released," Johnson said. "He came in to get some stuff out of his locker and that's when he scooped up the bags."

The two Gucci bags that he had received as a Pro Bowl gift were taken from inside the team's headquarters.

However, shortly after Johnson praised Bell to the media, team security director Ricky Sandoval showed him footage from the team's surveillance system."Ricky showed me the tape Tuesday afternoon," Johnson said. "What makes this crazy is that I've talked to him after games, and I talked to him a couple hours prior to this -- I guess it was before he found out he was going to be released."

Johnson said a woman returned the bags to the practice facility Tuesday evening, but that the contents were gone.

"I got the bags back -- empty," he said. "So he's got a bunch of my underclothes. What he's going to do with that, I don't know. He's got some socks and boxers."

Johnson said he was also still missing about $200 in cash along with his ID and the credit cards, but said that he did not plan to involve the authorities.

"I don't need the police for this," he said. "I got my bags back and the credit cards are canceled."

Johnson did speak with Bell after the bags were returned.

"I didn't want to talk to him, but I let him know where I stand," he said. "He knows how I feel about it, and it isn't anything positive."

I find this totally hilarious.. This nicca had a total case of BITCHASSNESS.. AHAHAHAHAAHA!! That's probably why he got cut in the first place. There is no place for BITCHASSNESS on the football field.. You might get killed!

Aubrey O'Day in 10 Years

I feels you Princess Coldest B*tch!!

Rotten Mouthed Mutha' Fucka'

So, Lil' Wayne's ignorant lil' ass skipped court on Tuesday in Arizona because of doctor's orders. He's currently under medical care for a condition that involves his teeth.

I knew he looked like his breath stank!! I mean that shit can't be healthy.. Ewwww!! Brush yo' teeth, take out the damn grill and brush your teeth every damn day Wayne.. I bet he probably got doo doo tracks in his draws as well... Ol' lil' nasty mutha' fucka'!!

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Diddy Tells Aubrey O'Day on National TV That She Looks Like Trash!! And it's About Damn Time

Tuesday night on Making the Band 5, Diddy straight up had to tell Aubrey that she looks like trash and she's dragging the group down in the gutter with her (well he didn't say that last part, but he might as well have).. We here at ColdBloodedTalk BEEN done said that shit about her.. But unfortuntely, as you can see from this picture above, she clearly doesn't understand what trash is.. Look at her sorry ass (below) try and talk back to Diddy! Straight Comedy!

The Irrelevant News Story of the Day: "Guess Who's Dumb Ass is Headed Back to Jail!!"

Well, when he wakes up that is.. Apparently..... Hip-hop entrepreneur "Suge" Knight is in the Clark County Detention Center after police found him holding a knife and standing over a woman believed to be his girlfriend.
Knight, 43, is charged with assault with a deadly weapon, battery domestic violence, possession of a esctasy and possession of Hydrocodone (That's that Sizzrup Shit ..) without a prescription, police said.
Officers arrived at 3282 Spring Mountain Road about 6:39 a.m. today, police said. During their investigation, officers learned that the woman is Knight's girlfriend of three years and that they had been arguing.
Knight allegedly punched the woman in the head as he was driving. In an effort to escape, the woman grabbed the steering wheel and the vehicle hit the curb, police said.
The woman then fled the vehicle and Knight allegedly started to chase her on foot with a knife, catching up with her as officers arrived, police said.

Suge, go take another nap.. Damn!

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