Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.4 - "Straight Jackin'"

Leyomi Mizrahi is ledgendary house dancer from the new york gay house scene. She's an icon... that's allllll I'm going to say! Peep the picture! No words necessary.. Or see the ponytail grab in action in the video below...

The Goody Two-Shoes Post of the Day, Vol. 1

Here are a few of my favorite ladies who yesterday passed out turkeys to the folks in South Central, LA.

FASHION PAUSE! "A Lesson in Dressing Your Age"

Ladies, last night was the "Cadillac Records" movie premiere in Hollywood and everyone who showed up look great and I mean everyone, even Beyonce's Jackalicious Ass made the list. The ladies really gave us a lesson on how to dress age appropiate. Let's take a gander shall we!!
Beyonce: Age 27, Knee Length body hugging black cocktail dress with a "touch" of embelishment around the waist band to accenuate her shape.
Lauren London: Age 23, Short and flirty black cocktail dress with ruffles at the neckline to frame her beautiful face.
Gabrielle Union: Age 36, Long, one shoulder gladiator black silk gown . Hair pulled back giving her elegance but a hit of sexiness with the bare shoulders.
Tina Knowles: Age, 54. Long black v-neck jersey dress. Simple, elegant, yet modern and flattering at the same time.
Etta James: Age, 70. Black velvet dress with gold lame' embellishment (now you know your grandma love her some gold lame') with a wrap to cover her shoulers.
BRAVO LADIES!! BRAVOOOOOO

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.3 - "The Jackiness Contintues"

Beyonce on the set of her new video, JLO in 1998... Soooooo, this is what I'm going to do from now on.. Obviously, this jackiness from Beyonce isn't going to stop anytime soon but I'm all out of words to describe the wackness of her jackiness (new word)so I'm not going to say nothing else, just post the damn pictures. They say a picture is worth a 1,000 words. I mean, are there any words really necessary???? NEWS FLASH**** BEYONCE YOU WILL NOT BECOME AN ICON BY COPYING OTHER ICONS.

Exclusive Access: Dubai - "Opening of the 1.5 Billion Dollar Atlantis Hotel"

Thanks JD.. We should be friends. I need to be living this life too..

She's Such a Fuckin' Rock Star

- And this is only the Rehearsal for the AMA's. I can't wait until Sunday.. Me and Princess Coldest B*tch will be there in the audience actin' a fool..

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker VOL.2 - "Still Jackin"

Ummmm yeah... I told you all i would be back with more of evidence of Beyonce's continuing Swagger Jackin Ways'... She really just doesn't seem to have any style of her own.... She stay not giving a FUCK...Check out her Glamour Shots "inspired" by my gurl Rihanna.. At least I can admit that I JACKED this picture from Perez Hilton's site.. hehe

Merry Xmas Bitches - Target to Lower their Prices for XMAS!!

NEW YORK – Target Corp. said Monday it will aggressively cut prices to give consumers bargains during the holiday season, after weak sales of its apparel and home offerings led third-quarter earnings to fall 24 percent.

"The increasing financial challenges and economic uncertainties facing American households continued to pressure our performance during the third quarter," Chief Executive Gregg Steinhafel said during a conference call with analysts.

The company will also offer half a dozen "value items" online every day at special prices.

"We have taken a very aggressive point of view this year in terms of our promotional pricing, so we expect to be price leaders on selected items in our circular," Steinhafel said. "This is not unlike what we've done in the past. But given the current environment and recognizing how challenging it is, we will be even sharper than we have in prior years."

No need to even ask me where I got your gift from... THAT is if you even get one!!

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The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332

A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)

Oh Yes!! It's About to be on....

UH OH!!! It looks like Kim (The tone deaf white transvestite on the Real Housewives of Atlanta) is about to get that sorry ass wig knocked off by NeNe in this clip from the reunion show..
I can't stand a ho who wanna' try and jump bad when the camera is on... Ummm, Kim you know your 15 minutes will be up in like 15 mintues,the camera will go away permantently and guess who will STILL be looking for you to whoop that ass..

FASHION PAUSE! Chanel Iman

Here is my FAV model chick CHANEL IMAN looking FAB at a CFDA/Vogue event in NY last night. There are no words for the flyness that is this outfit.. Flawless... Let's just take a pause for the cause.

What in the Hell Kind of Fuckery is Brandy Wearing

Here is Brandy at the Century City mall over the firey weekend in LA (Santa Ana winds + Retarded Meth Addicted Arsonists = Fires). Why....just....WHY. This type of shit makes me want to cuss her ass out... But you now what? i shouldn't be so quick to jump to conslusions, maybe she was just chased by a slasher and escaped with her life and she's just at the mall to buy some new jeans... Yeah, I'll go with that, because nothing else makes any sense at all.

Oh it's about to be WAR up on this Sumsa Ma' B*tch!!

Princess Coldest B*tch is about to catch a serious beat down compliments of my OTHER baby daddy BraveHEART!