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Tuesday, November 18, 2008
The Obvious News of the Day Story: "Guess Who's to Sick to Travell!!" vol. 7,332
A Saudi billionaire wants his day in court, but Michael Jackson is too sick to give him one. (**Uh, Yeah... You got that right**)
This, according to one of Jackson’s attorneys who says Jacko is too sick to travel to London to answer a suit claiming he owes an Arab sheikh $7 million. (**Get in line, Get in line**)
Al Khalifa’s lawyer, Bankim Thanki, said the medical evidence presented by Jackson’s legal team was “very unsatisfactory” and Jackson’s illness could be treated with a bandage “if the diagnosis is positive.” - (**so i'm assuming the problem has to be with his nose.. lol**)
Al Khalifa’s attorney says his client bankrolled a record label to the tune of $7M and wrote songs for Jacko’s failed comeback album. (**so Michael is still a PIMP, he's been PIMPIN' us all for years....**)
The autobiography alone was expected to rack up $24 million, and Al Khalifa expected to reap the profits on his $7 million loan to Jacko. (**Who said this? Joe Jackson**)
But Jacko’s lawyers say the deal was between Al Khalifa and 2 Seas Records, a venture which never got off the ground. (**NOOOOO, REALLY??**)
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