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Monday, October 20, 2008
The "OG" Shit Talkin' Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Dies
Mr. Blackwell, the fashion critic with a sharp tongue and a strong distaste for gaudy celebrity fashion, died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was 86.
His annual worst dressed list -- released each January -- pulled no punches and took a pithy tone when dealing with star's fashion faux pas. His last list said Victoria "Posh" Spice "can really wreck-em" and likened Mary-Kate Olsen to a "tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane."
We'll miss his mean-spirited, but entertaining, take on celebrity fashion. In honor of Mr. Blackwell we have comprised our own Top 10 Worst Dressed List.
1. Mariah "Mimi" Carey 2. Aretha "Big O' Titty" Franklin 3. Britney "Twit Brain" Spears 4. Aubrey "I have no job because I'm Hollywood Trash O'Day" 5. Christina "I Wear Entirely Tooooo Much Make-up, like Aubrey O'Day" Aguilera 6. Lil' "I'm Irrelevant" Mama 7. Tracy "Tacky Fake-ASS" Bigham 8. New "Trash Mouth" York 9. Amy "Please Somebody Save My Life" Winehouse and 10. Courtney "The Original Blond Piece of Hollywood Trash" Love.
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