Queen Black Heart is in L.O.V.E.

T. J. Holmes (born August 19, 1977, in Arkansas) is a weekend anchor with CNN/US, based in the network's headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Holmes joined CNN in September 2006, and currently helms the Saturday and Sunday morning newscasts and the weekend edition of CNN Newsroom. His co-anchor on these programs is Betty Nguyen. Before joining CNN, Holmes had been an anchor for the San Francisco Bay Area NBC affiliate KNTV. Holmes graduated from the University of Arkansas with a bachelor's degree in broadcast journalism.

Wow......just....Wow!! I hear birds chirping.

McCain Spokesperson Gets His HO Card Pulled on CNN

Embarrassed Much Michael Goldfarb?? Where do you go now... AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA. THAT'S WHAT HIS PUNK ASS GETS... WHEW!!! THAT WAS FUNNY. Bet we'll never hear from him again..

In Case You're Wondering?

This is Halle Berry rockin' the Fro in Quebec yesterday.. hmmmmmmm, interesting.....

REAL OR FAKE? OR JUST REAL FAKE... U TELL US! vol.1,005

Here we go with more of the Jackson Family Wax Figure Whackness. A greased up Jermaine Jackson in London over the weekend or YET ANOTHER Madame Toussaud's masterpiece.

The "Fierce" Post of the Day -

Beyonce's "Single Ladies" Dance....Get it Girl!!

The Obvious News of the Day Story: McCain Volunteer's "Mutilation" Story Made Up

A McCain campaign volunteer who reported that a tall black man robbed her and then cut a "B" onto her cheek after seeing a McCain bumper sticker on her car has been given a polygraph test because of "inconsistencies" in her story, police said.

Among other things, police said photos and bank card information from an automated teller machine where the college student claimed she was robbed do not show her using the machine at the time, police said.

Police said the student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, who is white, told them she was attacked by a 6-foot-4 black man Wednesday night.

Richard said police have not ruled out that the woman was attacked as she claimed, and said inconsistencies deal primarily with how she described the attack.

The report of the attack Thursday prompted the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate, Sarah Palin, to call Todd expressing their concern. Barack Obama's campaign also issued a statement wishing Todd well and hoping the attacker would be swiftly brought to justice.

UPDATE: A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.

DUMB BITCH!

Annoyed!

Looking at this picture of Sarah Palin annoys the hell out of me... She's such a fucking idiot.
Her make-up artist Ms. Strozzi, is the highest staffer on the Palin Vice Presidential campaign. She was paid $22,800 for the first two weeks of October alone, according to the records. The campaign categorized Ms. Strozzi's payment as "PERSONNEL SVC/EQUIPMENT." The payment on Oct. 10 made Ms. Strozzi the single highest-paid individual in the campaign for that two-week period.
I would think that Sarah might want to spend more of her money on a fuckin' Political Science tutor.

Funny Shit of the Day vol. 4 - Don't Worry Mike it's Still On

Michael Jackson adjusts his prosthetic nose while out shopping in Los Angeles today. Yeah, Mike don't let that shit fall off in public, could be a little embarrassing..

Funny Shit of the Day vol.3 - Collapsible Chair

Am I the only one who saw the "Chairperson" fall out the chair or what? Because homegirl just kept talking like that didn't just happen...

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: DEA Officer Shoots HIMSELF in the leg

Lee Paige a DEA Agency is suing the government for violating his privacy. Agent Paige accidentally shot himself in the thigh during a gun safety lecture where he was addressing a classroom full of kids. The video wound up on the Internet and now he wants to sue. He better be glad didn't no parent sue his ass for putting their child in danger. Now this ain't all that funny because it could have been much worse, but since it wasn't, it's hella funny considering the gun goes off just as he's telling the kids he's THE ONLY ONE qualified to hold the gun. Towards the end of the video his dumb ass asks his partner to hand him what looks like some kind of assault rifle and the kids start yelling at him to PUT IT DOWN AND this fool has the nerve to try and tell them not to worry because it's not loaded... Yo, Get Da' Fuck OUTTA here you non-knowing how to handle a weapon mutha fucka'

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol. 3

Meagan might want to think about moving that part to the side just a tad.

HUH?!?! - Excuse Me, Sarah, Do you mind explaining...

Sarah Palin's most shining interview moments - to date!!

The "OG" Shit Talkin' Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Dies

Mr. Blackwell, the fashion critic with a sharp tongue and a strong distaste for gaudy celebrity fashion, died Sunday in Los Angeles. He was 86.

His annual worst dressed list -- released each January -- pulled no punches and took a pithy tone when dealing with star's fashion faux pas. His last list said Victoria "Posh" Spice "can really wreck-em" and likened Mary-Kate Olsen to a "tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane."

We'll miss his mean-spirited, but entertaining, take on celebrity fashion. In honor of Mr. Blackwell we have comprised our own Top 10 Worst Dressed List.

1. Mariah "Mimi" Carey 2. Aretha "Big O' Titty" Franklin 3. Britney "Twit Brain" Spears 4. Aubrey "I have no job because I'm Hollywood Trash O'Day" 5. Christina "I Wear Entirely Tooooo Much Make-up, like Aubrey O'Day" Aguilera 6. Lil' "I'm Irrelevant" Mama 7. Tracy "Tacky Fake-ASS" Bigham 8. New "Trash Mouth" York 9. Amy "Please Somebody Save My Life" Winehouse and 10. Courtney "The Original Blond Piece of Hollywood Trash" Love.

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G - Obama Rally in St. Louis

Here is Barack Obama and 100,000 of his friends getting together under the Gateway Arch in St. Louis on Saturday. And this isn't even his largest crowd to date to show up to a rally, 200,000 people showed up in Berlin GERMANY on July 24th to hear his European Address.
Seems like the WHOLE WORLD gets it.. I hope America can.

Meanwhile, let's take a gander at what was going on with the 7,000 people who showed up to hear John McCain speak in Concord, NC on the same day. McCain labeled Obama's proposed tax cuts "phony" and called the "McCain-Palin tax cut the real thing."

Curiously, I couldn't find a picture of the rather thin crowd at Insane McCain's rally, so I posted this one instead... Ummm Yeah John, Shut your old wrinkly ass up and go eat a prune!

I don't care what anybody says.... It's pretty much a wrap for John McCain. Only one word comes to mind when I think about his campaigning tactics at this point.... PATHETIC!! It's really kind of sad when you think about it.

Supporters come out to hear Sarah Palin speak at a KKK Rally in Ohio

oh sorry I got confused.. Republican Rally in Ohio on October 13th

Little Bo Peep Done Grown UP and OUT!

I've always kinda' liked this "Cheeky Brit" Here's Eddie Murphy's baby's mama (even though he tried to deny it, but he couldn't, cuz she took his ass to court and proved it) Melanie Brown at the MOBO Awards tonight in London. While the outfit is a little on the wacky side, she does look beautiful..

What in the Bearded Lady Hell Kind of Hairy Look is This???

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This beard belongs to Madonna who is worth over 500 MILLION dollars. The only excuse for this hairy madness growing on her face must be due to Kaballah or DAMNIT, I'm going to have to ask "Is Madonna a man?" Can someone please provide me with a reasonable explanation for this...

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS: GOT BOOTY?!?!?

Love birds Common and Serena surfin' in Hawaii

The: This Will NEVER get old video of the Day - Vol 1. "Aubrey O'Day's Ass Get's Fired - FINALLY!!"

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!


Now THIS will never get old...

Nor THIS!


I hope somebody who loves her already called up the Betty Ford Clinic or AA and reserved her a bed, because they have a new resident who's due to arrive any day now..

Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker - Vol. 1

I decided to name this post Beyonce: The Original Swagger Jacker - Vol. 1, because, clearly there will be more to come.. But it could have just as easy been titled: The: They Just Don't Give a Fuck Video of the Day" You know your girl, Beyonce just don't give a fuck when it comes to jackin' someone elses swagger.. I mean if it ain't Tina Turner, then it's Diana Ross and if not her then it's Ciara - "Like A Boy" anyone???????? She is to fly for that shit... or perhaps the problem is, she's not that fly at all!!

Here is Beyonce's new video "Put a Ring on It" and as you can clearly see, this heffa done swagger jacked "The Fosse's" - She otta' be ashamed. She shoulda' just stayed her ass in Destiny's Child if this is what she's doing.


Our Girls, The Fosse's- Once again! It just doesn't get old!!

Well Alright then Ladies - Walk it Out!!

Somebody who I'll just call my hero put this masterpiece together of Gwen Verdon, star of stage and screen, dancing Bob Fosse’s three-and-a-half-minute “Mexican Breakfast” to UNK's Walk it Out!! Now, let me really explain the genius of it all. The original routine was done in the 60's...



THE ORIGINAL


GENIUS!!

Well Aint this some BULLSHIT

New York State’s Rensselaer County sent out hundred of absentee ballots with “Barack Osama” on the top of the Presidential ticket.

They claim it was a typo that made it past three rounds of proof-readers.

I'm calling BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The "They Just Don't Give a F*ck" Photo of the Day!! Vol. 4

Obviously, The "Swarovski Princess" and "Miss Piggy Biker Edition Inspired" rapper Trina doesn't give a fuck about a lot of things these days. Trina recently performed again just to let us know this.

Life Styles of the Forgotten and Crackish

Here is our first issue of "Life Styles of the Forgotten and Crackish"

Blu Cantrell



Poor Baby.....so skinny..so sad!

P.C.P

Funny Shit of the Day

Here's a HILLARIOUS sketch from MadTV.

So You Think You Can DAnce : President's Edition

If you watch SYTYCD, then you will definitely understand why this sh*t is soo funny!

GENUIS!! Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin address the nation on SNL

I love Tina Fey!! This is Hilarious!

Auberella O'Day: Class and Sophistication at it's HIGHEST LEVEL!!

Here's our favorite "piece of hollywood trash" at the Nico & Adrien fashion show in NYC last night...

OK, Ok, Ok Auberella, You win... I am officially banning myself from posting anymore of your foolishness for like a week. She must be Republican, because she just keeps on giving me material to work with!!

DIDDDDYYYYY, Come get ya' gurl

Whoopi asks John McCain on the View if she would become a slave if he becomes President.....

YO!!! WHOOPI PUT MCCAIN ON BLAST THIS MORNING ON THE VIEW!! She straight up asks McCain if she should be concerned with becoming a slave if he's in office.. OH SHIT!!

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How bout' when Whoopie starts fanning herself and Joy says "She's picturing herself on the plantation" and Whoopi says she's scared and was about to start running!! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!! It's easy to forget how damn funny she is sometimes.

I have a suggestion: How about the Republicans stay off the TV for a minute.. They are giving us just too much material to work with.

News Flash: John McCain and Sarah Palin Don't Like Women - Very Important READ!!

I guess Sarah doesn't consider herself in the "woman category" because as she said.. "She's a pitbull with lipstick"

The more I learn about Sarah Palin, the more I see Sarah Palin, the more concerned I become about the future of this country...

I know this is a long read but its worth it.
Click Here to take a look at McCain's and Palin's voting history on women's issues:

I rest my case!!

Aubrey O'Day 's Dog Doesn't Even Like Her Ass!

Look at him trying to escape... here!

Doesn't want to be photographed with her.... here!!

Just said Fuck IT!! I guess this is my life...here.


Speak on it!

Tha Hottness - New Sh*t of The Day

Q-Tip, "Getting Up"
"Getting Up" is Q-Tip's first single from his upcoming album "The Renaissance" which is set to release mid October-ish.

I really Like the vibe of this song. Check it Out!

P.C.P.

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol. 2

Beyonce Knowles (circa 2007) and Gospel Singer Desiree Coleman (last night in LA):

Look it's the Goldilocks Twins... I'm sorry but taking red carpet advice from Beyonce is NEVERRRRR a good idea, unless of course you are on the yellow brick road headed to see The Wiz.

See more pictures of Desiree's "Beyonce Influenced" red carpet style here.

To see more of Beyonce's Mama Tina red carpet fashions go here.

Celebrity "Style" Influencers?!?!? Vol.1

Wow, what a colorful bunch this crew makes! T-Pain and Lil' Mama clearly have jacked their style from The MadHatter.... Uh, when exactly did dressing like a circus clown become the thing to do?

See more of Lil' Mama's interesting creations here , here and here

Culture Pause! Artist Ron Mueck

Ron Mueck (born 1958) is an Australian hyperrealist sculptor working in Great Britain.

Mueck's early career was as a model maker and puppeteer for children's television and films, notably the film Labyrinth for which he also contributed the voice of Ludo, and the Jim Henson series The Storyteller.

In the early 1990s, still in his advertising days, Mueck was commissioned to make something highly realistic, and was wondering what material would do the trick.

Latex was the usual, but he wanted something harder, more precise. Luckily, he saw a little architectural decor on the wall of a boutique and inquired as to the nice, pink stuff’s nature. Fiberglass resin was the answer, and Mueck has made it his bronze and marble ever since.





I'm sure this is probably some bizarre looking shit our "Co-Tern" will think is a relevant and important addition to our culture.. Awesome!!

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Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Sarah Palin interviewed on ABC News

Watch this very frightening video of Sarah Palin being asked by Charlie Gibson her opinion on the "Bush Doctrine." She has no fuckin' clue whatsoever about what he's referring to.



Charlie was looking at her like:. NO, YOU DUMB BITCH, I SAID THE BUSH DOCTRINE

I mean, I didn't know what it was either, but then again I'm not running for VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKIN' STATES OF AMERICA!!!!! OHHH JEEZUS, ALASKA COME GET YA' GURL!

But on the real, is this really the best the Republicans could do? Do they feel so entitled to the White House that they don't even feel the need to run a qualified candidate?

The Irrelevant News of the Day Story: "Janet's on Tour!!"

Janet kicked off her tour yesterday in Vancouver Canada.. Looks pretty entertaining....Work it out then Penny!!

I guess somebody has to pay the bills in family......
Support the Jackson Family, buy your tickets HERE...

They can use all the help they can get, shit!!

Love Unlocked! - Kanye and his former flame together again??

Kanye and ex-fiance Alexis were spotted the other day in New York..

I guess this performance of "Love Lockdown" at the VMA's worked:

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Celebrity News

Good for them!! I actually like them as a couple.. Go Yeezy!!

No Karine Stephans, You Have "Ass Particles" in Your Mouth

Here is some video of SuperHoe.. oops, SuperHEAD (Aww Hell, What's the difference) talking about the Anal Beads her ex-husband left behind when she kicked him out.. Oh and if you didn't know her ex is, its Darius McCrary who used to play Eddie Winslow on Family Matters.



WHY MEN KEEP FUCKIN' WITH THIS WHORE I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND... This hoe got some nerve caling someone a "dirty mutha fucka" But that shit is hella' funny tho. Below is a picture of Darius, just in case you run into his nasty ass in da' skreeets.

I'll be Back!!!

Yo.. Queen Black Heart been busy as a mutha' the last couple of days. I will try and post some stuff later today.. I gotta' a gang of shit to share with you all.

Mama gotta' keep her day job!!

STAY TUNED....

Don't Make Kanye MAD!! You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Mad!! Kanye Arrested Today at LAX....

Watch the Kanye arrest incident here:

Yo!! You peep how Kanye just walked back to the line like that didn't just happen...


I Guess Yeezy don't play that shit... i'm scared...

Dumb Dumb of the Day Award: Antonio Vasquez *The Sausage Attacker*

True Fuckin' Story: Check the Source if you don't believe me

Fresno County authorities have arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says the suspect, 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez of Fresno, was found hiding in a nearby field wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks.

The victims told deputies they awoke Saturday morning to the stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond said money allegedly stolen in the burglary was recovered. The sausage was tossed away by the fleeing suspect and eaten by a dog.

Our forever beloved INTERN, ok, ok, ok... "co-worker" (she does get paid) brought this story to my immediate attention..

What in the hotdog hell is really going on here!! This story makes me feel funny about myself for some reason.. ewwww!!! this seems kinda' like getting a dick rubbed on your forehead or something.

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Funny Shit of the Day vol.2 - Bristol Palin appears on Maury Pauvich

What??? Am I wrong?? You can't tell me that ain't Bristol... I can't wait until the Republicans try and deny this one.. LOL!

Funny Shit of the Day

While visiting one of my Favorite Blogs, Kanye West, posted this Funny Ass Video titled, Black Man in Elevator. The Title pretty much speaks for itself.



P.C.P.

The Obvious News Story of the Day: " Aubrey O'Day Always Fucks Everything Up"

Overheard at a VMA Pre-Party …



… several of the Danity Kane girls, talking about their group breaking up soon, because Aubrey O’Day is “fucking everything up.”

Aubrey’s actually in this photo, taken yesterday.

She’s the one hiding behind the scary clown mask.

P.S. I'm Baaaccckkk....... Sorry I've been M.I.A., but unlike Queen Black Heart, I actually work! :-P

APB Alert: Looking for Princess Coldest B*tch!

If anyone's seen this little heffer let me know.. She got some explaining to do!

FASHION PAUSE!

Jenny from the Block and Posh give us their sultriest looks at New York's Fashion Week! Posh, we LOVE the hair, now just go eat a sammich' before your bobblehead ass falls over!!

And Christina looks absolutely stunning in this bedazzeled little number. We'd love to see her on screen just a wee' bit more. This poor thing can't get no love from Hollywood!

The: "They Just Don't Give a F*ck Video of the Day!!" - Sarah Palin's friends don't like her ass at ALL!

Watch this bizarre video below of Sarah Palin's "closet friends" talking about their homegirl Sarah. Is it just me or does it seem like there's a gang of moose hunters behind the camera pointing rifles at them forcing them to try and find something nice to say about they gurl. Only one of them broads even said she would vote for her... Now that says A LOT!

The Obvious News Story of the Day: "The 99 Cents Stores to Raise Prices..." The End of the World is Here!!

The 99 Cents and discount super store on Monday announced the first price increase in its 26-year history, raising the cost of household items, food and other items by almost a penny.

The company blamed inflation and rising food and energy prices for its new 99.99-cent prices.

The increase means the maximum price in the stores will still fall below a dollar while helping the company offset some of the higher costs of doing business, CEO Eric Schiffer said.

The company has posted two consecutive quarterly losses. The company said last month it lost $1.5 million, or 2 cents a share, during the April-to-June period. During the same period last year, 99 Cents Only Stores earned $3 million, or 4 cents a share.

The company, founded in Los Angeles, is the nation's oldest dollar chain store. It has expanded to 277 locations in California, Nevada, Arizona and Texas.

I can't even be mad, this could not continue much longer in THIS ecomony.. Where else can you buy a knife, a saw, a PACK of 60 Watt light bulbs, (4) rolls of 2-ply toilet paper, Dried Oregano, Palmolive Dishwashing Liquid, 3 pairs of Panties, a bag of Potatoes, Vitamin C and a bottle of Peroxide all for $10.81. I guess ya'll know where I do my shopping.

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What in the "Aubry O'Day" HELL Kind of Look is This?!?!

Christina Aguilara Sunday night at an after-party for the VMA's.... Somebody needs to come put this looney genie back in the bottle if you ask me..

The "Damn, I Just Might Have to Date a White Guy Moment" vol.2

Super FIONE whiteboy, New England Patriots' Quarterback and boyfriend of supermodel Gisele Bündchen, Tom Brady, will miss the entire NFL season with a left knee injury (torn ACL) that will require surgery, leaving the New England Patriots without one of the game's great quarterbacks, their Super Bowl hopes severely damaged. The 2007 NFL Most Valuable Player will be placed on injured reserve, the Patriots said Monday, one day after his knee was injured in the first quarter of a 17-10 victory over the Kansas City Chiefs.

DAMN, this is tragic.. Tom Brady IS football.. Well, I guess on the brighter side, looks like he'll have more free time for Queen Black Heart after all....

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